A New Einstein Joke!
Posted by spinjinn@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments
A drunk calls Einstein in the middle of the night. Einstein groggily picks up the phone and hears:”Prrfesshr Einstein? Can you exshplain the difference between general and special relativity to me?”
“What?” Einstein splutters?
“Tell me the difference between general and special relativity!!! Itsh important,” reiterates the drunk.
Einstein replies, “I couldn’t possibly explain that to you over the phone at 3 AM. Come to my office in the morning!”
“No, no,” screams the man, “it’s gotta be tonight!”
“Why on earth does it HAVE to be TONIGHT,” protests Einstein????
“Because,” says the drunk, “TOMORROW, I won’t give a DAMN!”
That-Makes-Sense@reddit
If you tell this joke while traveling near the speed of light towards a black hole, it still won't be funny.
chunkyasparagus@reddit
However, to an outside observer, the joke would appear shorter which is certainly an improvement.
R3myek@reddit
I feel like this is a set up and punchline that I could use over and over again when I'm pished.