A fisherman was on the dock preparing to go out when he noticed his friend coming by in his own boat. He asked his friend “what do you have there on your boat?” His friend responded “Oh I’m trying a new technique. Got myself a mess of catnip. Gonna catch catfish all day”. The fisherman looks at his friend with a confused look and says “You can’t catch catfish with catnip!” His friend ignored him and proceeded out. At the end of the day the fisherman looks on as his friend comes back with a boat full of catfish.

The next day the fisherman is out again on the dock when his friend comes along with his boat. The fisherman asks “What’s on the boat today?” His friend replies “Got myself some Gatorade. Planning on bringing in a boat full of alligators today”. The fisherman scoffs and says “No way you’re catching gators with Gatorade!” His friend ignores him and heads out. Later that day the fisherman sees his friend return with alligators stacked on his boat.

The next day the fisherman is prepping for his day and sees his friend coming around the bend on his boat. The fisherman can’t resist and he asks “Ok, what’s on the boat today?” His friend replies “Oh I’ve got myself some pussy willows on the boat today.” The fisherman replied “Wait for me I’m grabbing my hat!”