I bought a Russian microwave today
Posted by Bannable_Lecter@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments
It still hasn’t nuked my food despite promising to do so
Posted by Bannable_Lecter@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments
It still hasn’t nuked my food despite promising to do so
Degenerecy@reddit
Just don't put any graphite inside it. You'll be fine
Autobot1979@reddit
Get an American one. Great at nuking especially Japanese food.
RevKevthecardman@reddit
...and my prostate cancer is gone! "No, it's GAWWWWN!"
Secure-Improvement35@reddit
The German microwave seats 200
Malalang@reddit
So does the ashtray of a VW Beetle
findmepoints@reddit
Eh everything comes out burnt
tlk0153@reddit
I love your dark sense of humour
muchmusic@reddit
It hasn’t nuked anything, but it sure rattles a lot.
twentydoors@reddit
You don't use Russian microwaves for nuking, you use them to Havana Syndrome.
celestialmechanic@reddit
Maybe it was too busy huffing glue.
Zagmut@reddit
Insubordinate, huh? Time for it to "fall" out of a window.
Immortal_Tuttle@reddit
I prefer their dishwashers. They can also bring vodka from the fridge.
becauseiwantedto@reddit
Give it a coffee vodka blam.
emzirek@reddit
You're not Zelensky or Biden that's why