Why can't a pair of melons have kids?
Posted by Dark_Lord_Slytherin@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments
Because they cant-elope!
Posted by Dark_Lord_Slytherin@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments
Because they cant-elope!
sachiperez@reddit
because they are seedless.
Dark_Lord_Slytherin@reddit (OP)
Melons do have seeds. I know because I've eaten a melon and been inside.
sachiperez@reddit
seedless melons also exist... i was just making sense of your nonsense.
Dark_Lord_Slytherin@reddit (OP)
And what pray tell are the melons that have no seeds?
EmbarrassedRisk2109@reddit
Because they never mate. They are always MeAlonE, MeAlonE...that's why they are called melon's.
True-Bee1903@reddit
What do you call a woman with a melon on her head? >! Melony!<
vizbones@reddit
A) You can have kids without being married
2) Elopement is just one way to get married
iii) I don't like lists
-) Profit!
Dark_Lord_Slytherin@reddit (OP)
How do you profit in one sentence... Tell me your, secrets, wise one.
Strong_Deer_3075@reddit
BUT they can feed them!