I know this guy who dipped his balls in glitter
Posted by Someone_pissed@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
Pretty nuts
Posted by Someone_pissed@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
Pretty nuts
jf0ssGremlin@reddit
I FEEL LIKE GLITTERRRRRR
DrrtVonnegut@reddit
I WANNA DIP MY BAAAAAALLS IN IT!
SofaQueenJess@reddit
I’m outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeere
DrrtVonnegut@reddit
I'm Doug, and you're dad. Dougs and dads don't mix...
bertsbuys@reddit
Loved The State... Doug, Taco Mailman, Orphan Game.
drphosphorus@reddit
Sometimes this damn feed gets taken over by bad puns. Thank you for throwing in a good one.
Someone_pissed@reddit (OP)
Sorry I'm dumb but I can't make out if you really liked it or if this is a joke
drphosphorus@reddit
Sorry, I'm not being sarcastic. I liked your joke and I'm gonna start using it.
Big_Fact_5556@reddit
Pretty nuts
synesthesiac48@reddit
As early as 30,000 years ago, mica flakes were used to give cave paintings a glittering appearance - around the same time this joke was written.
Brilliant_Effort9904@reddit
Has anybody tried warm wax?
EmptyMarsupial8556@reddit
Glitter balls are a thing
Dilbert_Durango@reddit
His wife was pissed and he still hasn't paid Glitter, yet!
MilkIsHere@reddit
Probably had depression. Did he avoid his taxes?
ChronicallyFazed@reddit
Shhhhh! I thought we said we weren’t talking about this anymore!!
Richardhrobinson@reddit
I caught my ex-roommate masturbating with a handful of cashews, he was f** nuts
Grizzlybeartrucker@reddit
Did you hear about the woman that did the same thing with her Vulva? It left her with a glitteris.
TheBugHouse@reddit
Insert obligatory 'The State' reference here...
Quintuplin@reddit
I will dip my balls in liquid morkite
wildfire393@reddit
Guy walks into Sigmund Freud's office wearing saran wrap as pants. Freud takes one look and says "Vell, I can clearly see yer nuts!"
Drivestort@reddit
A girl said she got herpes from him but didn't say what kind.
Ezzmon@reddit
His dad was a real drunk. Absolutely nuts.
Mecha_Ghost_Dragon@reddit
The girls now call him sparkles.
way_past_ridiculous@reddit
That must have been balldazzling.
anddrewbits@reddit
He’s really quite popular at the disco hall, with his itchy peter and disco balls