What do you have if you've got a green ball in each hand?
Posted by thespidersarmpit@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 23 comments
Total control of the incredible hulk
Posted by thespidersarmpit@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 23 comments
Total control of the incredible hulk
ROBAG77@reddit
Hopefully, not the clap.
PrinceJustice237@reddit
What are you doing in Shrek's swamp?!
BrazenlyGeek@reddit
About to drain it, sounds like.
nottonguetied@reddit
A seriously large cricket
Ac3way@reddit
Fazerin Vihreät kuulat
CrankleRotaryEngine@reddit
Kermit's full attention
TjW0569@reddit
Miss Piggy's eternal enmity.
ChicagoDash@reddit
The real joke is always in the comments
Cha0sengulfsme@reddit
This deserves gold by here’s my poor man’s silver. 🪙🪙🪙
2225ns@reddit
No hands available to defend yourself against Princess' Fiona's anger.
ZarquonsFlatTire@reddit
The Jolly Green Giant's undivided attention.
thespidersarmpit@reddit (OP)
The original I heard was about the jolly green giant, but I wasn't sure how many here would know about him 😂
mitchwatnik@reddit
I heard it as "...one big green ball in each hand..." with the Jolly Green Giant as the punchline. Then, the follow-up was "...one little green ball in each hand..." with the punchline "Miss Piggy's undivided attention."
Bhoffy456@reddit
Hulk smash.
Next contestant!
sabboom@reddit
Either a mold problem or an STI. For old folks that means VD.
One_Economist_3761@reddit
A machine malfunction at the M&M factory.
WeLoveFunny@reddit
Make sure you wear goggles
Red_Chicken1907@reddit
The jolly green giant right where you want him
xenosthemutant@reddit
The undivided attention of a Leprechaun.
sachiperez@reddit
hopefully a dr's appointment.
pcb4u2@reddit
After taking steroids, they were peanut-sized. Have you ever tried squeezing a peanut? Good luck.
lickityclit-69@reddit
The jolly green giants little sprout
Specialist_Neck7502@reddit
An apology to make to the Green Lantern.