I’ve often wondered about the poor non-sex having to roles in porn flics. I know in super simple bits it’ll just be a set guy, or an actress in another shoot that same day or the like. But old (early 90s or older) story flics sometimes had larger scenes that would have required pulling in more extras. The stories were still usually awful rubbish though.

So, you had to:

Come in for basically zero pay.

Say the most rubbish lines.

See everyone have sex.

You get none.

You can never put this on your résumé.

Great day’s work, ain’t it?