Not to brag, but my friends and I did a lot of experimenting with sex and drugs when we were in college.

Posted by porichoygupto@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments

Unfortunately I was part of the control group.

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NYY15TM@reddit

In middle school when me and my friends would play doctor, I would get stuck with medical billing

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Eichmil@reddit

While the others were playing Doctor and Nurses, I was the patient. I was in the waiting room for an hour, filling in forms.

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Greenless27@reddit

My wife did an experiment to see if more sex makes a marriage happier.

A couple months in I realized I was the control group.

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TomAto314@reddit

I got a job as an actor in a porn film. Unfortunately I played the husband who left for work that day...

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He was struggling actor, so at some point, he needed to take a role in porn movie just to pay the bill. He was kind of happy, because even though the payment is not that good, he can have sex with some hot actress.

Weeks later, I asked how it went. He was so disappointed because his role is ... a husband who slept, while his wife is having sex with the neighbour.

So, he had to hold his breath (+boner), while the actress (and the other actor) had fun.

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IamSkudd@reddit

People don’t breathe when they sleep?!

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Lanster27@reddit

His breathe was distracting the real actors.

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DarksideGustavo@reddit

He was the real actor. Others were just being themselves and having fun

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nun-yah@reddit

He's method and kept snoring.

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Aroastednerd0219@reddit

I actually really like this one.

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CrowdStrikeOut@reddit

that's probably the best role in that film tbh

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Asteroth6@reddit

I’ve often wondered about the poor non-sex having to roles in porn flics. I know in super simple bits it’ll just be a set guy, or an actress in another shoot that same day or the like. But old (early 90s or older) story flics sometimes had larger scenes that would have required pulling in more extras. The stories were still usually awful rubbish though.

So, you had to:

Come in for basically zero pay.

Say the most rubbish lines.

See everyone have sex.

You get none.

You can never put this on your résumé.

Great day’s work, ain’t it?

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