A guy goes to a bar and orders a rum and Coke.
Posted by PedroFPardo@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments
The bartender asks, Is it okay if I use Pepsi instead?
Yeah, that's fine, the guy replies.
Coming right up: a Pepsi with Coke!
Zoilo2@reddit
A tennis ball bounced into a bar. The bartender said, “Have you been served?”
we_toucans_share@reddit
Just don't mix Coke and 7-Up.
Cola and "The Un-Cola" annihilate in a burst of energy.
danceswithtree@reddit
Ahh, Arrhenius plots. Named after the famous doctor Plots!
boxfullofirony@reddit
I went to Starbucks today and asked for a coffee with no cream, they said we are out of cream, can we do no milk instead?
IndyAndyJones777@reddit
Did you ask for no dead rats in your coffee? Because weirdly asking for only certain things not to be in your coffee is how you get other things in your coffee.
jumpmanzero@reddit
I think this joke benefits from the unique art in the comic version:
https://imgur.com/gallery/jack-coke-qluDrhJ
listerinebreath@reddit
A bear walks up and asks “Could I get a rum……………………and coke.?”
The bartender asks “Why the big pause?”
The bear responds “These? I was born with them!”
ArachnidGuilty218@reddit
Rum and Coke. Hold the Coke.
Delivery-Plus@reddit
There is a key point he’s making.