The other night, my girlfriend asked me to come to bed and play. Now, in my naïveté, I thought she meant to play music together. I play guitar, she plays bass. See the reason I misunderstood her is because she said, and I quote,
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“Yay, but first let me get my strap on”
Alix-dee49@reddit
Does using a pretend penis myou pretend heteros?
aldone123@reddit
She intended to modify your sound hole
GetOffMyLawn73@reddit
Wow. I’ve heard of pinch harmonics, but this is ridiculous!
BlackMomba008@reddit
That’s the first bass
slade51@reddit
She wants to play your organ.
laz21@reddit
You asked her to help with your peg?
druhproductions@reddit (OP)
Last time that happened she snapped my G string.
slade51@reddit
and you screamed an octave higher.
Delivery-Plus@reddit
Working on your Arpeggios.
tech_equip@reddit
Done up in blueprint blue.
NoctyNightshade@reddit
She got into the groove
IndyAndyJones777@reddit
So your girlfriend said:
And you interpreted that to mean, "Will you play music in bed with me?"
ktka@reddit
I'd peg this to an innocent misunderstanding.
LeadingText1990@reddit
She didn’t want to be flat, so overcompensated by edging on sharp.
Gumbysfriend@reddit
I don't think you're " in Tune " with each other
its_spelled_iain@reddit
As a double bassist this just confused me for a minute.