Once upon a time there was a redneck that decided to go hunting..

Posted by waywardviking208@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments

After a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything, so he decided to pack up and go home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it. He fires one shot, but misses.

The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me!" But the redneck says no my gun went off by itself, but the bear does not believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna fuck you in the ass."

After the bear is done with the redneck, the redneck says, " fuckin bear, I'm gonna kill you." and fires again..But he misses for a second time. The bear comes up to him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!" And the redneck says "no, I dropped my gun and it went off again". The bear doesn't believe him and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my dick."

So after the bear is done with him he leaves, and the redneck is real mad and fires a third time. But again he misses. So the bear comes up to him and says, " You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"

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kazarbreak@reddit

He wasn't expecting a gay daddy when he went bear hunting.

slamdanceswithwolves@reddit

Well that’s on him. If you are going out in the wilderness, you gotta be prepared.

zen-shen@reddit

Hint :- "Get lube, lots of it. "

OO-2-FREE@reddit

The way he told me the story, the bear pushed him to the lip of a 30-meter cliff and told him to undress and face the gorge, a raging torrent of white water in the river gorge below him. "Now jump," The grizzly commanded. He began to plead pathetically, to which the Brawny Bear responded with, "If you don't, I will violate your schpinkter." "Did you jump?" I queried with bated breath. "A little at first, but then I really started getting into it."