My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with mathematics, and says we should go to gym every day
Posted by Dashover@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 27 comments
I think she’s just going off on a tangent
Stannoth@reddit
Soon to be your x? Cheer up, not as if she's the root of all evil, right?
MoD_Peverell@reddit
I don't see the point of it
Ok-Photoman76@reddit
This relationship does not add up. I can’t figure it out.
kuhfunnunuhpah@reddit
My wife threatened to leave me because I was always punting it everyday objects to her.
Well, I had to show her the door.
Possible-Tough-1681@reddit
I don't know how going to the gym will help, it doesn't add up
Holden_place@reddit
That certainly is a bad sine
MSTTheFallen@reddit
That is a solid angle.
SuperWG@reddit
I cosine this statement
MyNameIsHaines@reddit
She is simply not rational
Firefishe@reddit
I think everyone should buy into a large plot of land and live together in a polyamorous quaternion.
USMCWrangler@reddit
I don’t see you working out.
Birdo-the-Besto@reddit
You should go on a secant.
mrureaper@reddit
I guess your arguments were like parallel lines—no matter how much you tried to align, you just couldn't meet in the middle.
Early_Sun2443@reddit
LOL go to the gym buddy keep the Mrs happy. I don't know how old you are but it doesn't get easier the older you get.
Raddish_Crunch@reddit
You should count your blessings, it sounds like you are in the prime of your life.
Pun_In_Ten_Did@reddit
Tell her to stop being obtuse.
storyfilms@reddit
She just thinks he is not acute!
IkNOwNUTTINGck@reddit
I hope it doesn't turn out to be a love triangle.
Yeyati_Nafrey@reddit
What's your angle eh ?
gilfromisrael@reddit
She's on the wrong side of the dumb bell curve
_dantastic@reddit
I think she's just calculating what can get you on the same plane.
ramakrishnasurathu@reddit
Ah, dear soul, in numbers lost,
Your love for math, at what a cost!
She speaks of gym, of strength and grace,
But you, my friend, are in a race.
She calls for care, to move, to play,
While you in formulas drift away.
But love’s a dance, a perfect flow,
Not always straight, but ebb and go.
Perhaps you’ll find a middle ground,
Where both your passions can be found.
In numbers, love, and gym’s embrace,
Let joy and laughter fill the space.
So don’t just calculate her heart,
Let fitness and love both take part.
For in the balance, you will see,
Math and love dance wild and free.
ZaddyMackSays@reddit
Sung by Hugh Jackman
Retrorical@reddit
Secant do that to you, she cosine’d an agreement.
netkiwi12@reddit
She's not on the cohesion side of your square level.
dixonbox@reddit
Just imagine if she runs off with a tan gent
Superben14@reddit
Perhaps you can offer to be her derivative, and lie tangent to her curves.