A doctor stopped at a bar...
Posted by techsinger@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments
A doctor stopped at a bar on his way home and ordered a frozen daiquiri. After finishing it, he complimented the bartender on how good it was and went on his way.
He returned the next evening and again ordered a frozen daiquiri. He continued this routine each evening and soon became friends with the bartender. After a while the bartender started putting a walnut on the frozen daiquiri, which pleased the doctor greatly.
Fast forward several months later, and the doctor shows up at the bar and orders his usual. The bartender realizes he's out of walnuts, so he hastily substitutes a hickory nut, hoping the doctor won't notice the difference.
"What's this?" asks the doctor, looking at the drink he'd been served.
The bartender replies, >!"It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc!"!<
MrKonsky@reddit
I'm missing my punchline. English isn't my first language
Tight_Syllabub9423@reddit
It's a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down Hickory dickory dock
MrKonsky@reddit
So it's a pun. If only daiquiri was pronounced exactly the same way as dickory.
MrKonsky@reddit
I'm missing the punchline. English isn't my first language.
gingerdude0926@reddit
He replies, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc"
spangdooler@reddit
The bartender replies, " Shall I put this on your tab?"