What is the difference between a person falling from the first floor and a person falling from the twentieth?
Posted by becausewhynot07@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 33 comments
First person: Thud ''Aaaaaaa...help..!!' Second person: 'Aaaaaaa...help..!!' Thud
HotelJuliet1984@reddit
What's worse than falling from a 20 story building?
Catching your nose on a nail half way down
HotelJuliet1984@reddit
The splatter pattern
bshurdler@reddit
This joke is on the level
Amazing-Exit-2213@reddit
Falling from the 20th floor is listed as "Natural Causes" on a Russian autopsy.
DuckEquivalent8860@reddit
Is this actually how it's classified, or is this just a joke at Russia for all the anti-Russian propaganda?
expandandincludeit@reddit
Sudden death syndrome
gfanonn@reddit
Sudden stop syndrome
JayOnSilverHill@reddit
"He died from cement poisoning". -Joe Kenda
No_Spinach4590@reddit
Gravity is natural I guess
They're so many convenient natural causes when it comes to people disagreeing with Vlad
Siarzewski@reddit
I mean i you fall from 20th floor you will naturally end up dead right?
xTimoV@reddit
Just like the whistleblower of boeing that "committed suicide" on a parking lot just a few days before the trial? Or the german senior that got his house swatted because he said something that angered one of the politicians?
3Dbuttstuff@reddit
Going around this time of year too, Allah takes his angles back home when he needs too
RutCry@reddit
It’s like the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver.
One goes, “[whack]..dammit!”
And the other goes, “dammit…[whack]!”
Driftless1981@reddit
I was hoping someone would mention this one.
123mbr@reddit
I fell off a 30 foot ladder and didn't get hurt!.... I was only1 foot up when I fell.
ktka@reddit
20th floor guy was in a Moscow skyscraper.
1st floor guy was in some hick village in inner Siberia.
Both critized Putin for the war.
BioletVeauregarde33@reddit
I know someone who fell off a windowsill on the twentieth floor of a building, but he only got a slight bump.
How can that be?
He fell into the room.
sabboom@reddit
Precisely 19 floors. Do the math. 😁
PyromatrixTV@reddit
One is more flat than other
Kaprikorn80@reddit
My guess was going to be “terminal velocity”
cleon80@reddit
The follow up to this is, what about from the hundredth floor?
Aaaaaaa... (Panting to catch breath)... Aaaaaaa...
kk074@reddit
I would suggest removing the help part. Just aaaa thud and thud aaaa.
Writ_@reddit
Nah ending with the death is way funnier
P3P3F@reddit
The second person lives in Russia…
nabeeltirmazi@reddit
From 12th it's like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa drupp...from 1st it's like drupp aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣
barelyinterested@reddit
Putin has to push you off 20 times.
blotditto@reddit
Okay that made me laugh...take my up vote!
ramakrishnasurathu@reddit
Ah, my friend, a tale of heights and sound,
Where the first falls gently, then crashes to the ground.
The second’s cry echoes, but falls with grace,
A dance of timing, in a hurried chase.
One meets the earth with a sudden thud,
The other meets it after a longer flood.
The difference is simple, as laughter would show,
It’s not the fall, but the time it takes to go!
In life, we often stumble and fall,
But how long we linger is the heart’s call.
The first may be quick, the second more slow,
But both are part of the journey we know.
Emotional-Money7369@reddit
I guess its 19 floor..
PoliteCanadian2@reddit
The difference is in the number of ‘a’s in ‘Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’.
RandomName39483@reddit
What’s the difference between falling from the twenty-first floor and falling from the twentieth?
It’s a whole other story.
Doc_J_R@reddit
When they get to the afterlife, the second one has more stories to tell....
A_Mirabeau_702@reddit
Falling from the first floor is walking outside. (American here)