I was in a restuarant last night and was unhappy with my meal. So, I called the waiter over and said, "Waiter, my soup is cold!" The waiter replied, "It's Gazpacho."

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So I said, " Gazpacho, my soup is cold!"

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LadyOfTheMorn@reddit

At least it's not room temperature, then it would burn the roof of your mouth.

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-d00z3r-@reddit

Know where the warmest part of the room is?

The corner, its always 90 degrees…..

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izHuNu@reddit

Literally got me LOL'ing, near ROFL'ing, but not ROTFLMFAO'ing.

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dumbass-ahedratron@reddit

If you're expecting something ice cold, and you bring it up to your lips and it's room temp, it's going to feel like your mouth's on fire. It's gonna feel like your body's on fire.

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Maxwe4@reddit

I was just watching Roy Donk on the Colgate Comedy Hour!

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Mikesaidit36@reddit

I’m thinking of the soup Nazi, but maybe that’s because I’m also thinking of the Gestapo.

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LyghtnyngStryke@reddit

Lisa Simpson has entered the chat https://images.app.goo.gl/Ph8s7cfzYKK7zfCP9

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PeteTheTRex@reddit

I thought they were laughing at the chef, when all the time they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup!

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TristansDad@reddit

Please fetch the hall porter, there appears to be a frog in my bidet.

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lostgate@reddit

Literally the only reason I know gazpacho is meant to be cold

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auseronthissite@reddit

It's most of the reason I know gazpacho is a thing to

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Specialist_Neck7502@reddit

All cold soup can be gazpacho if you call it that. I had mushroom gazpacho once.

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al3x696@reddit

Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.

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PaddingtonHG@reddit

Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas

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al3x696@reddit

It was never to be mentioned again Lister agreed!

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kalstras@reddit

I was going to say “Bless you” my soup is cold

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mdsg5432@reddit

Even worse, it was served in a peach tree dish.

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derossx@reddit

I just laughed so hard, that caught me. Thank you!

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redskyfalling@reddit

This joke hits different while listening to Roy Donk.

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mkkz05@reddit

Take off the punchline and this joke qualifies for r/AntiJokes .

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EmptyMarsupial8556@reddit

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Don’t worry sir, he won’t drink much

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mrgonuts@reddit

Waiter what is that fly doing in my soup …….. looks like breast stroke sir

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MeButNotMeToo@reddit

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!

Don’t worry, we won’t charge you for an extra protein.

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Abdul_Exhaust@reddit

"It's gazpacho."

"Gesundheit! Now warm up my soup dammit"

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Beatless7@reddit

When I was young, I sent back a Caesar salad cause it tasted fishy.

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I once served gazpacho to a lady in a restaurant I worked at, after she had taken a bite she walked up to the counter and started yelling at me. She at one point told me to hold out my finger, I did, she snatched it and stuck it in her soup and said, "what's wrong with this?". I replied "well, my finger is in it now.". She actually wanted me to heat up her gazpacho. Please folks, if you don't know what something is just ask, instead of ordering it and then being mad because what you assumed was incorrect.

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marsapann@reddit

I saw you have some gazpacho soup in your fridge may I have some gazpacho soup?

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DarkRyuujin@reddit

True Story - not a joke:

My wife and I went on vacation and she was ordering her first coffee beverage (grew up Mormon), she asked what she should get and I told her to just get whatever she wanted/looked good.

We were in Cancun, and she ordered a mocha Frappuccino (jitterbug).

After she took her first few sips, I asked her how she liked it.

She said it was fine, but she wished it wasn't frozen.

Good times.

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He said he will bring me another if I just tell him what's wrong. I yelled Taste the soup!

He says fine! Fine! I'll taste the soup! Where is the spoon?!

I said exactly!

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monkeybuttsauce@reddit

Don’t call me Shirley

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chkeja137@reddit

That gave me a good chuckle