Did you hear that mary poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head?

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FamiliarTaro7@reddit

My favorite version of this

Ghandi was a great man. Ghandi walked everywhere with no shoes, so his feet were very rough. Ghandi was on a hunger strike for a long time, and thus had a very weak body. Ghandi was very spiritual with everything he did. Ghandi never brushed his teeth and had very bad breath because of it.

Ghandi is a Super Calloused Fragile Mystic hexed by Halitosis.

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Idk_AnythingBoi@reddit

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail, He only ate the strangest foods, his breath was often stale. He walked barefoot so hardened bottoms were his diagnosis, Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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Psuet@reddit

i love this version specifically by the newfangled four

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ContributionFuzzy@reddit

I believe it’s “vexed” not hexed

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bruor@reddit

He isn't confused (vexed) He is cursed (hexed)

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FarmboyJustice@reddit

Vexed does not mean confused.

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bruor@reddit

Even so, it depends on what you're going for :)

Is he annoyed by it or cursed with it...

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FarmboyJustice@reddit

The most common definition of vex is to annoy or disturb in a frustrating manner. It is appropriate to use in this context, and claiming it only means to confuse is wrong.

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FamiliarTaro7@reddit

Thank you for this. I love this telling so much more haha

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Ok-Glass-2077@reddit

Help, I don't get it.

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FamiliarTaro7@reddit

Go get cultured and watch Mary Poppins. The original Mary Poppins.

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LastTrainToLondon@reddit

She’s also taken to rubbing a bit of golden syrup on her bits.

Apparently, a spoonful of sugar helps the men-of-sin go down.

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mikesbullseye@reddit

This sounds to the tune of the wonky donkey lol

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tommytraddles@reddit

That should be "vexed", meaning troubled.

"Hexed" would involve a witch's curse.

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LordTimhotep@reddit

My favorite was a headline in Scottish football when 3rd tier team Inverness Caledonian Thistle (called Callie as a term of endearment) beat top flight team Celtic in a cup match:

Super Callie Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious

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vorcloud@reddit

It’s Gandhi you limey bastard!

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ftvideo@reddit

Mary Poppins giving head pretty much distracted me from the rest of the joke.

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Charming_Patient@reddit

Yea I don't remember that line from the movie "I am Mary Poppins and I am here to suck cock"

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celestialmechanic@reddit

Of course not. It doesn’t rhyme!

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EnJay54@reddit

Allegedly a newspaper headline following Inverness Caledonian football team beating Glasgow Celtic was - Super Cally go ballistic Celtic were atrocious!

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DogmanSixtyFour@reddit

I remember my dad telling me about this at the time

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SociophobicSisyphus@reddit

This was the Scottish Sun newspaper.

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InevitableSource9698@reddit

This will win my weekly dad joke competition with my bartender. She’ll love it.

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microwavedhottakes@reddit

You are a brave man to trust your kids to pour your beers.

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InevitableSource9698@reddit

Nah it’s all good, once you get passed the fact it comes in a sippy cup, it’s great. I installed a bottle opener closet to the ground to help.

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arealsorrymondaymess@reddit

Lol. I'm saving this too to share with my coworkers. We always congregate by the well at the bar and tell dumb jokes to keep our bartenders entertained when it's slow.

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Soft-Ad-2602@reddit

This sub rips more dad jokes from Yeahmad(youtube) than I ever held possible.

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SaltyPeter3434@reddit

And here I thought the punchline would be that it helps the medicine go down

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fersur@reddit

For those who did not get the joke ... it is a reference to ..

!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious lyric!<

~~I could not even to type the damn word. Need to copy-pasta it.~~

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arealsorrymondaymess@reddit

Thanks for censoring it just in case there's anyone with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

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UncleMadness@reddit

Hiphopopotamus

Their rhymes are bottomless

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VitalSubtlety@reddit

passes out from shock

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honcho_emoji@reddit

i didn't laugh, but it was at least clever

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KeithMaine@reddit

When we were kids we used to say “Tell your Mom stop changing her lipstick. I’m getting a rainbow dick.

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turunambartanen@reddit

Can someone explain please? I didn't watch marry Poppins and English is my second language, so if it's sound-alike based.

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EmveePhotography@reddit

Mary Poppins is known for a song with the word 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' (just google it for the meaning and such).

There's a ton of phonetic jokes on the word. "super coloured fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious" and "Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" are supposed to sound about the same and thus fit with the song in the mary Poppins film.

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bubblegrubs@reddit

Lol, fuck it, "Mary Poppins Blowjob" is gonna be my first search when AI porn really gets good.

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AccordionORama@reddit

Pro tip: A spoon full of sugar help the nanny go down.

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mossybeard@reddit

What is fragile lipstick? I think a good part of the joke is the ridiculousness of the setup, like the similar Gandhi one. To explain the fragile (and the super colored) part, I'd change it slightly. Mary Poppins had a glass tube of bright pink lipstick that she had to stop wearing when she gave head, know why?

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mikafuka@reddit

Like Kerry O Keefe’s frog going for a loan joke Google it I can’t text for that long

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SPAKMITTEN@reddit

no no no the vibrant red was crumbly and so flaked into her mouth causing bad breath

the super coloured fragile lipstick gave her halitosis

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In kindness and grace, where love never fails.

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