What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with The Titanic?
Posted by EditorRedditer@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 31 comments
About half way.
(Courtesy of ‘Popbitch. Where appropriate, I always give credit).
MinFootspace@reddit
Making an analogy with the Titanic, many people think the Hindenburg burned at the end of its maiden voyage.
Witold4859@reddit
It turns out that it didn't burn until after it's maiden voyage was complete.
It was a long time after, but it was still after.
MinFootspace@reddit
Eeeh, obviously, but i didn't say it wasn't:)
HarmfulMicrobe@reddit
62 successful journeys, but all anyone remembers is that one time it burnt to scrap killing 35 people
Witold4859@reddit
The Boeing 737 is going to be the same way. Nobody will remember the fat that it flew safely 20 000 000 times, just the 2 000 times that it didn't.
Zakluor@reddit
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg.
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
That wath fantathtic. I thalute you.
writeorelse@reddit
Don't you have a fight to get ready for, Mike?
12altoids34@reddit
What did Mike Tyson's coach say when Mike bit his opponent's ear off?
" I've told him before about laying off those between meal snacks"
eRedDH@reddit
He’s just pathing through.
AverageDemocrat@reddit
I'm justh tryin' to break the ith.
Cnessel27@reddit
"Vhat are you sinking about?"
ebk_errday@reddit
Hahahahahaha I really like this one
Witold4859@reddit
Since we're into dark humour:
The coaling process for the Titanic was a long and arduous one. There were no coal elevators, so the coal had to be carried to the Titanic on barges, and then each 100lb bag was lifted into the Titanic's coal bunkers. Once in there it was emptied into the bunker and moved around to even out the pile. Given how difficult this process was, it's a good thing that they only had to do it once.
SnackSlackAttack@reddit
A dark joke so funny it's making my sides split 🤣
One-Masterpiece-335@reddit
You get a central bank.
Phippsy771@reddit
Unsatisfied customers
WhosAGoodDoug@reddit
They shouldn't be. Even the steerage passengers all got upgraded to an ocean view.
Phippsy771@reddit
I sea what you did there
nextyear1908@reddit
Downvoted for promoting your virtue of giving credit. This is a joke, not a thesis.
CLT113078@reddit
Actually, they were like 80% of the way.
GlimmeringGrape@reddit
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
TemporarySilly4927@reddit
What kind of lettuce did they have on the Titanic?
None, because their food got dumped in the ocean.
Adorable_Noise_3812@reddit
Iceberg, that's the kind they had.
Aggravating-Shark-69@reddit
I would’ve gone with wet
Speed_Alarming@reddit
About 2070 miles across and 12,000 ft down.
WetTruckman@reddit
A very sinking feeling of doom and dispare with some pleasant music playing in the background.
brittchiccAL@reddit
a tragic cruise with a serious iceberg problem
Darwincroc@reddit
Another possible answer:
Wet.
Buck_Thorn@reddit
I don't know if Popbitch originated it or not, but...
crypticcrosswordguy@reddit
That's a very clever use of words