Jesus was walking through the streets when
Posted by ethan_hunt_9549@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 15 comments
he noticed a crowd of people throwing stones at an adulteress.
Jesus said, “Let whoever is without sin cast the first stone.”
Suddenly a rock flew through the air.
Jesus turned and said, “Mom?”
h_grytpype_thynne@reddit
All she said was that that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.
skinydan@reddit
Are there any women here today?
jet_heller@reddit
"No! no! no!"
lowers voice
"No! no! no!"
Equivalent-Goat-6193@reddit
But seriously - what have the Romans ever done for us?
skinydan@reddit
Right brother? Sorry, sister
Jonathan_Peachum@reddit
This actually had me thinking a bit.
Is the Imlaculate Conception doctrine that Mary was born without Original Sin or also that she never committed (and indeed was incapable of committing) sin throughout her lifetime?
OskarTheRed@reddit
You could also have a punchline where Jesus throws it himself
Arterdras@reddit
https://youtu.be/Hi5RCnmQHgw?si=pOpWcG3ltqLLqLTo
OskarTheRed@reddit
That was punching, not casting ... But ok, beat me to it - though thankfully not with a stone
Arterdras@reddit
I'd argue it's striking, as he had a rock in his hand.
OskarTheRed@reddit
Can't you punch with a stone?
Arterdras@reddit
I guess it depends on if you hit with knuckles or the stone.
Upstairs-Radish1816@reddit
We ended the joke by "A rrock came from the back of the crowd and hit the woman in the head, killing her. Christ looked up and said "Nice shot, Mom!"
ethan_hunt_9549@reddit (OP)
yea, but not all of us are trying to go to hell
DW_78@reddit
so she did commit a sin!