A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach
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when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea.
She pleads, “Please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back.”
And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new.
She looks up to heaven and says: “He had a hat!”
Jonathan_Peachum@reddit
A joke in the other direction.
Goldberg, who survived Auschwitz by working 18-hour days on starvation rations, lives to a ripe old age and is finally called before his Maker.
He is told by the Almighty that in order to enter Heaven, he must tell a funny joke.
To the utter surprise of the Almighty, Goldberg tells a Holocaust joke!
The Almighty is astounded. « Goldberg, how could YOU of all people tell a Holocaust joke? Such jokes are NEVER funny! »
Goldberg responds: « It all depends on the context. I guess You had to be there to find it funny! ».