A woman is driving down the road, listening to the radio.
Posted by JasontheFuzz@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments
The guy on the radio starts telling blonde joke after blind joke, and she starts to get angry. She finally shuts the radio off in disgust. Just then, she passes an empty dirt field and spots a blonde woman in the middle, sitting in a rowboat, rowing.
She slams on her brakes, jumps out of the car, and storms to the edge of the field. "It's blondes like you that give all of us a bad name!" she shouts. "If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind!"
Nordo_Controller@reddit
Call me blonde, but I don’t understand why the guy on the radio tells a blonde joke after a BLIND joke! Lol
Probably_A_Trolll@reddit
It's all about delivery
JasontheFuzz@reddit (OP)
Whoops
Guess I'll go dye my hair
Nordo_Controller@reddit
Couldn’t help myself! Just makes it that much funnier.
Nordo_Controller@reddit
Couldn’t help myself! Just makes it that much funnier.
DiedOnTitan@reddit
A ventriloquist was doing a birthday party with Howdy Duty on his lap. He started telling blonde jokes one after another. At one point a well dressed blonde woman stands up and says, "You know disparaging people's intelligence based on the color of their hair sends the wrong message to kids and adults alike. You should be ashamed of yourself." The ventriloquist stands up and says, "I am deeply sorry if I..." The blonde interrupts, "Shut up and sit down, I am talking to that little asshole on your knee."
rificolona@reddit
The entire radio thing is just to set up her indignation? Maybe this would be more streamlined:
A blonde is feeling sick and tired of people assuming blondes are dumb. She is driving down the road when...
JasontheFuzz@reddit (OP)
That's precisely what it is, and I still feel like my version flows better. Cutting the radio part out doesn't explain why she's upset.
You could streamline it more, but this is the version I use when I tell the joke to people I know :)
discreet_butterfly@reddit
She can't afford to give away a single piece.