A woman is driving down the road, listening to the radio.
Posted by JasontheFuzz@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments
The guy on the radio starts telling blonde joke after blind joke, and she starts to get angry. She finally shuts the radio off in disgust. Just then, she passes an empty dirt field and spots a blonde woman in the middle, sitting in a rowboat, rowing.
She slams on her brakes, jumps out of the car, and storms to the edge of the field. "It's blondes like you that give all of us a bad name!" she shouts. "If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind!"
rificolona@reddit
The entire radio thing is just to set up her indignation? Maybe this would be more streamlined:
A blonde is feeling sick and tired of people assuming blondes are dumb. She is driving down the road when...
JasontheFuzz@reddit (OP)
That's precisely what it is, and I still feel like my version flows better. Cutting the radio part out doesn't explain why she's upset.
You could streamline it more, but this is the version I use when I tell the joke to people I know :)
discreet_butterfly@reddit
She can't afford to give away a single piece.