2024 US Presidential Elections
Posted by Adigamer0244@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 33 comments
Thats it! Thats the entire fucking joke!
Posted by Adigamer0244@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 33 comments
Thats it! Thats the entire fucking joke!
TheAdventOfTruth@reddit
Hmm. Someone seems a little put out.
_SCP_682_@reddit
Considering the only evidence of any voter fraud was cases of Republicans doing it, I'm inclined to agree that it was a joke. 1984-ass looking election.
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
Careflwhatyouwish4@reddit
If you believe there was voter fraud on the part of republicans, are you ready to support better election security? Because usually I hear democrats saying voter fraud is impossible.
a_guy_over_here@reddit
No. What you hear is that there has been no credible evidence of widespread voting irregularities and fraud that could alter the outcome of an election.
Most voter validation rules are thinly veiled attempts to make voting more difficult for demographics that are most marginalized in our societies.
TheAdventOfTruth@reddit
But now you’re implying a larger scale of voter fraud. I am game to put measures in place to prevent that? Are you?
_SCP_682_@reddit
There have been many cases of Republican voter fraud. Not widespread, mind you, but many, many individual cases. Usually with dead mothers/mothers-in-law. Not to mention the crazy dude who Fahrenheit 451'd a ballot box.
floorspeed@reddit
This sub used to be about jokes, now it's about people who are jokes 😅
Zestyclose_Loan8412@reddit
It was a great punchline.
Academic-Treacle3162@reddit
There's a lot more punches coming.
Ok_Star_4136@reddit
Let's hope that doesn't literally lead to a punch line.
Mister-Grogg@reddit
It was more of a gut punchline.
Total-Khaos@reddit
OP was really liberal with the humor there.
mocap@reddit
TBF, they were a joke before 2024. This is not a new road we are walking down.
jjohnson1979@reddit
Here is a better joke :
The American people!
ninetofivedev@reddit
Blame the voters! That worked so well in the past!
KarateEnjoyer303@reddit
They will get cheap egg
A_Nice_Shrubbery777@reddit
It wasn't very funny.
Print-Over@reddit
The punch line on this one has yet to be seen. When it does arrive most folk won't see it for what it will be and by the time they do...
gregpaves@reddit
That is seriously the funniest thing I have seen in weeks. And knew that was the punchline before I even opened it.
TheTriumphantFox@reddit
It would be nice if voters had actually participated
Crayjesus@reddit
It’s crazy how many did not show up on the Democrat side
Jordangander@reddit
Almost like 20 million people appeared for a single election and then ceased to exist?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ConservativesOnly/comments/1gl5n8t/where_did_the_dems_miraculous_extra_20_million/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
ArmTheHomelesss@reddit
They should really consider letting the voters nominate their candidate next time
Jordangander@reddit
I know, it really is funny that Kennedy actually had more pre-election votes than the actual Dem candidate.
Agreeable_West_4612@reddit
Wow... someone's butt hurt that their moron isn't gonna win
Aggravating-Shark-69@reddit
Oh, did pumpkin get his feelings hurt.
FloydsForked@reddit
Nah I dont think so. Pumpkins feelin pretty good today.
69CunnyLinguist69@reddit
Orange you funny, referencing an orange colored fruit! LMAOOOO
anon_girl_anon@reddit
Would have been better if you left it at the title only.
GrevenQWhite@reddit
Backup QB in the 4th quarter didn't work?
Impressive turnout for a 5-month campaign for a candidate voters didn't pick.
gregcm1@reddit
An original joke, rare around here
That-Makes-Sense@reddit
Yeah, it's a cruel joke.
Klinker1234@reddit
… and that’s why OP is the Joker baaaaaabeeeey!