I received my ancestry results back today..
Posted by Maniacboy888@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments
and it says that I’m 25% German, 25% Polish, 25% French and 25% Irish.
Which means that I’m angry and I don’t know why, so I give up and have a pint.
TashaisKinky@reddit
Must be why you like to eat a polish sausage on a baguette with sauerkraut and wash it down with Guinness!
NycteaScandica@reddit
Or there was the guy who was half English, half Irish, and half Scotch. ....
OldElvis1@reddit
You are precise, despite drinking Vodka, striking about work, while playing a harp.
CulluketNW@reddit
or constantly arguing with yourself about what to drink: different kinds of beer or vodka or wine ....
DrLycFerno@reddit
French is the angry part. There is no other option
OG-Brass-Monkey@reddit
French is the giving up part. They are well known for it.
Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit
DrLycFerno@reddit
Fuck you, it was Vichy France (the assholes)
OG-Brass-Monkey@reddit
Fuck you and the rest of you lilly livered, white flag waving cowards.
DrLycFerno@reddit
It was the ONLY TIME.
Damn Americans…
1984happens@reddit
As a Greek myself i have no real desire to defend French people, but for the historic truth we could, for example, read here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France (but o.k., we need that one thing about WW2 to make some jokes, so... no problem with me...)
Make_the_music_stop@reddit
If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative. Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!