Two blondes fell down a Hole.
Posted by corporalcrocodile@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 53 comments
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see.
apestaartjeathome@reddit
How can you recognise a blonde at a carwash……? He's the one on his bike.
Thelmalou3@reddit
A blonde, a brunette and a red head are at the gynecologist office. The brunette says "I'm going to have a boy because I was on top!"
The redhead says "I'm going to have a girl because I was on the bottom!"
The blonde becomes hysterical and the other two ask her what is she having.
She cries out, "Puppies!"
Thelmalou3@reddit
What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath.....
boxfullofirony@reddit
Blond girl went for Check up at the hospital.
She returned to her friend in the parking lot and was asked what the diagnosis was.
She replied, I can't remember exactly what the doctor said, I think it was Leo or Virgo.
Her friend said go back and ask the doctor again
When she came back she laughed and said, I got it wrong, it was Cancer.
Healthy_Ladder_6198@reddit
Ohh this is bad but I chuckled
wrongjokesgets@reddit
Ha ha ha... She went to the astrologist... Them blondes...
OpenMicrophone@reddit
I was afraid she had crabs!
Alternative_Cap_5566@reddit
That’s bad. Take my upvote vote.
researchchemsupplies@reddit
A speeding blonde gets pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop asks to see her license.
The blonde says, "oh, what does it look like?"
The cop answers, "it's got a picture of you on it."
The blonde rummages through her purse and comes up with her compact. Seeing her reflection, she confidently hands it to the blonde cop, "here you go, I found it "
The cop takes one look and immediately begins to apologize, "I'm so sorry, if I'd known you were a police officer, I never would have pulled you over."
Healthy_Ladder_6198@reddit
Thanks fer a chuckle
fallguy19@reddit
The version I know is a blonde asks the other blonde for her I.D. She takes out a compact and looks at it and says "Yep, thats me!" The other blonde takes it from her, looks at it and says "No you dummy, thats me."
I like your version more.
boxfullofirony@reddit
Two blonds went camping.
One needed to go poop, and asked her friend how to wipe her bum since there was no toilet paper.
The other said dont you have a dollar in your purse, just use that.
The first girl came back with poop all over her hands.
What happened asked her friend, you said you had a dollar.
She replied, yes but do you know how hard it is to wipe your butt with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel.
fallguy19@reddit
This is fake! No blonde would know the correct amount of coins in a dollar.
Yuvrajastan@reddit
Can someone explain this joke? I don’t get it I think
Iffy50@reddit
She can't see because it's so dark.
Iffy50@reddit
Two blonds are walking through the woods and they come across some tracks. The first blond says: Those are deer tracks. The second blond says: Those are moose tracks As they were arguing a train hit them.
sanityclauze@reddit
A blonde stewardess asked a passenger if he’d like a drink. He replied “What are my choices “. She responded “Well, yes or no…”
vanillafrenchie@reddit
that actually makes sense. do you want the damn the drink or not?…
sanityclauze@reddit
LOL The classic answer would be coffee, tea, milk, juice.
DocumentDifferent341@reddit
What is it called when a blonde dyes her hair Artificial Intelligence
noahgharris@reddit
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch n sniff at the bottom of the pool
Cute_Statistician740@reddit
A blonde goes to the Dr complaining that her whole entire body hurts. Using her index finger, she touches her face, neck, arms, stomach, legs & feet, each time telling the Dr "it hurts when I touch here, here & here". The Dr examines her & says "mam, your finger's broken"
WoodWandererFox@reddit
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One of them screams to the other « How do I get to the other side ? » the other one replies « But you are already on the other side! »
1984happens@reddit
someone learning Greek was asked by his teacher "how you say in Greek 'come here'?" and he answered "ela edo"; his teacher answered "correct" and asked him "how you say in Greek 'go there'?" but because he did not knew he answered "you go there and say 'ela edo'!"
Yo_mama-cute@reddit
Well, he got a point you see..
sundae_diner@reddit
A man, looking for enlightenment seeks a master. He finally sees him across a lake. He screams to the masterr « How do I get to the other side ? » the master replies « But you are already on the other side! »
Pale_Image_8071@reddit
"What kind of hot dog ya want, Buddha?"
"Make me one with everything."
rndmtim@reddit
"Hey, what about my change?"
"Change must come from within."
this-kirke@reddit
Hey i KK. iol
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Boydy1986@reddit
“This match isn’t working”
“It worked when I used it?”
danger_bucatini@reddit
and the priest says "don't you start this shit again"
DiedOnTitan@reddit
Altar boy altar boy, you fiendish little beast.
Put broken glass up your ass and circumcised the priest.
DiedOnTitan@reddit
A blonde and a brunette are walking in the park. The brunette says, "Ewww a dead bird!" The blonde looks up scanning the sky and says, "where?"
napiersworld@reddit
What does a blonde say after sex?
“You guys all on the same team?”
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
12altoids34@reddit
Why did the blonde girl wear wool panties?
To keep her ankles warm
12altoids34@reddit
Q: why did the blonde go to the doctor?
A: she was pregnant and wanted to find out if it was hers
___HeyGFY___@reddit
I dated a blonde girl for a while. I turned on the emergency flashers in my car one day and asked her to tell me if they were working.
She stood in front of the car and said, "Yes...no...yes...no...yes...no..."
Legitimate_Formal_47@reddit
Please tell me this is true 😂
AdhesivenessFun2060@reddit
I heard it originally as a polish joke.
ab3_al_b@reddit
Are you kidding me ?
These are all true stories.
___HeyGFY___@reddit
You do know what sub this is, right?
Legitimate_Formal_47@reddit
Duh. But still can be true so I’m asking hoping it is
No-Plan-2711@reddit
A blonde is at a gas station feeding quarters into a vending machine. She runs out and goes inside and gets $10 more and continues feeding the machine. By now, she has accumulated quite a large amount of snacks and is stacking them on the sidewalk. She again runs out of quarters and goes inside and gets $10 more, and proceeds to continue feeding the machine. The puzzled attendant follows her out this time and says, "Uhhm, excuse me, but what exactly are you doing?" She replies."Duhhhhh, winning!"
beerman831@reddit
What do you call 5 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes
EmptyMarsupial8556@reddit
One said, I never knew how you feel
SuperPapa10804@reddit
Why do blond women have bruises around the belly button?
Because blond men are dumb too.
AnimeJay2469@reddit
A blonde walks into a bar- says ouch
killertofubeast@reddit
That just sounds like something that happened. Probably happens a few times a day. Still funny as hell though…
elmintlobelt@reddit
A blonde woman is walking and sees another blonde sitting in a boat in the middle of a wheat field, rowing.
If I could swim, I'd slap you right now!
allnameswereusedup@reddit
They didn't see that well
xptachh@reddit
What do you call 10 blondes sitting ear to ear? - An aerodynamic tube.
Probably_A_Trolll@reddit
The second blonde was actually blind!
StellarDream1@reddit
That was unexpected!!! Twisted the hole end of the joke.