My girlfriend takes chess too seriously.
Posted by MarcoDanielRebelo@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 33 comments
In bed, she can mate me in 4 moves.
Posted by MarcoDanielRebelo@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 33 comments
In bed, she can mate me in 4 moves.
CGB_SpenderReal@reddit
Never play chess in London. It's "Oi, mate!" even before you set the chess pieces on the board
Plus-King5266@reddit
Queen takes bishop. Oh yes, Yes, YES!
Jaepheth@reddit
I'm invoking the king's privilege. Knight jumps queen. Bishop jumps queen. Pawn jumps queen!
MotoXwolf@reddit
Everybody jump the Queen!
Inevitable-Space-978@reddit
Everybody jumping Freddy mercury
Pun_In_Ten_Did@reddit
I say... the queen is certainly a good sport.
NotAPirateLawyer@reddit
Give the queen some air! She's been very good to us all!
Plus-King5266@reddit
How’s I goin’ Marie?
[Is good ta be da King]
Mr_Style@reddit
When I want to mate, she finds an escape route.
Euphoric_toadstool@reddit
I didn't understand a thing until I realised I had misread cheese.
Pun_In_Ten_Did@reddit
Just remember... you have a friend in cheeses.
jupiterspringsteen@reddit
Gouda read the title better
Leeono@reddit
Yeah we far too mature for that.
EmptyMarsupial8556@reddit
Says she can’t resist pawn ♟️
sinembargosoy@reddit
Mine is into water sports and captures me en pissant
Extra-Slip-6574@reddit
Just go for the fork
Outrageous_Score1158@reddit
Why is the queen the strongest in chess?
Outrageous_Score1158@reddit
Why is the queen strongest in chess?
NimbleWorm@reddit
Truly spoken like a measly pawn
InkaGold@reddit
Record yourselves and make some pawn.
OddTry2427@reddit
"Knight jump Queen, King jump Queen..GANGBANG!"
PresentImmediate5989@reddit
Pawn jumps queen-gangbang!!!
Glittering-Art-6294@reddit
It's good to be the King
snrjames@reddit
You must be better than me. Your girlfriend mates me in 3.
valain@reddit
Take out the lube I wanna « en passant »!
Imaginary_Coat441@reddit
Searching for Bobby's Fissure
PoliteCanadian2@reddit
You need a white knight to save you.
Leeono@reddit
Just watch some hardcore pawn before hand and bash the bishop to last longer, maybe even all knight.
SabreToothSandHopper@reddit
Choke her for that kinky smothered mate
war4peace79@reddit
Only rooks think that way.
alogbetweentworocks@reddit
I came here to learn chess. Became a porn addict instead.
Born-Midnight-3059@reddit
You should try a queen sacrifice againsst her
Probably_A_Trolll@reddit
I usually go with the blitzkrieg, I don't have all night