Prostate exam....
Posted by CURRYmawnster@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments
When I was getting my prostate examined, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants..
"Over there he replied, beside mine" wasn't the answer I was expecting.
anon250837@reddit
My last exam was done by a young female latina Dr. She was so cute, but she disappeared right after the exam into her office. I assume she was in a fetal position whimpering softly by herself. I never saw her again.
mkstot@reddit
I saw her OF, she’s seriously into fisting and pegging. Your collab was pretty dang stimulating btw.
anon250837@reddit
I asked her to take her time and do a very thorough inspection. Root around a little..
mkstot@reddit
Ahh, a cavity search to the back of your teeth.
Betterthanbeer@reddit
I had a doctor with hands like a gorilla up until I was 39. A strategic change was in order before turning 40, the age where doctors gain an unholy interest in men’s arseholes.
spursfaneighty@reddit
Just do the blood test instead and skip the fingering.
Unless you want the fingering...no judgement.
Betterthanbeer@reddit
PSA tests are a bit controversial. They test positive for very mild cancers, the sort that take longer to kill than age does. So you can test positive and go through all the hassles and side effects of cancer treatment when it isn’t necessarily in your best interest. In short, if you have no symptoms, an arse fingering every second year might be a better option.
https://www.cancer.org.au/cancer-information/causes-and-prevention/early-detection-and-screening/early-detection-of-prostate-cancer
CURRYmawnster@reddit (OP)
Doc Information please....
pizza919@reddit
I remember asking him to remove his wedding ring as it was scratching me.
"That's my watch" he replied
MrKonsky@reddit
The exam was 300 bucks worth
deathbatdrummer@reddit
Went to hospital the other day for a Prostate check. The doctor told me to drop my trousers and bend over. I felt him insert his finger and start to move it back and forth.....it was then that I realised he had both of his hands on my shoulders
Dry_Ad2341@reddit
Kind of sad for the doctir you only thought it was his finger.
DiedOnTitan@reddit
The proctologist said during the exam, "John don't get an erection. Don't get an erection."
"Doctor, my name is Dave".
Doctor replies, "I know Dave. My name is John".
Wonderful-Pollution7@reddit
The version I heard was
The proctologist came in and said "Don't worry John, it's perfectly normal to get an erection." "Uh, Doc, my name is Dave." "Good to meet you Dave, I'm John, your doctor."
DiedOnTitan@reddit
This is ok, but I like the version I heard better because it implies the doctor is encouraging himself to hold back the inevitable. Your version seems more like a cooky doctor who talks to himself to rationalize things.
Any_Contract_1016@reddit
The doctor placed a hand on each shoulder, "Take a deep breath."
PatrickCarlsbad@reddit
I was having a protology exam and I said I would like a second opinion. So he put in another finger.
CURRYmawnster@reddit (OP)
That really "broadened" my horizons!!
chilldabpanda@reddit
"... the doctor said, "I understand you're here for your prostate, but urgently, you have to stop masterbating immediately..."
Whoknew8877@reddit
🤣🤣🤣Thank you! I needed that
CURRYmawnster@reddit (OP)
Doc Information please....
Banjofencer@reddit
At my last prostate exam, the nurse came in as the Dr was leaving, she asked "who was that"
Yaguajay@reddit
Having had a few exams, it’s a struggle for me to find humour in the creepy experience. But this is a good classic. Right up there with wondering what’s doing the exam if the urologist has a hand on the left shoulder and a hand on the right shoulder.
CURRYmawnster@reddit (OP)
Agree with you, brother....I am in the same boat....I will take humor wherever I can find it 😁.
Probably_A_Trolll@reddit
What's your doctor's name? (Asking for a friend....)
Much-Tangerine4488@reddit
I needed that laugh this morning.