It was very difficult for the wife and I to watch our only child leave home to go to college.

Posted by StarsBear75063@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments

But on the bright side, he's a Communications Major so he'll be back.

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jeff-beeblebrox@reddit

It’s communication…singular. This com major built a publishing company then sold it and now owns a renewable fuels company. There are worse educations.

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StarsBear75063@reddit (OP)

Great jumpin' horny toads!! IT'S A JOKE.

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jeff-beeblebrox@reddit

Yeah, I get that it was an attempt at humor. “Communication is a lame non-marketable degree….HuRdUr”. funny.

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Interesting-Rent9142@reddit

The joke doesn’t suck because it makes fun of Communication majors, it sucks because it isn’t remotely funny.

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jeff-beeblebrox@reddit

Yes. I know a couple of good comm major jokes but this one is just lame.

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Jar545@reddit

It's funny purely because people are so mad about it.

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eldiablonoche@reddit

Whilst simultaneously being very funny because it makes fun of Communication Majors. And because it's true.

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TheActualJonesy@reddit

KISS:

We were proud to watch our child go off to college.

But he'll be back. He's an Art History Major.

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seenhear@reddit

Also, the wife and ME. Not wife and I

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StarsBear75063@reddit (OP)

Bless your heart. I bet ~~your~~ you're fun at parties.

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StarsBear75063@reddit (OP)

Also,

Top 5 Reasons to Be a Communications Major

What Can You Do With a Communications Major?

So stick that in your pipe and smoke it!! ☮️🐮☮️

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TheGorramBatguy@reddit

"...mostly because we couldn't wait to start f**king on the kitchen table the minute he went out the door"

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xbloodyskiesx@reddit

Works better with daughters and gender studies

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StarsBear75063@reddit (OP)

Works ~~better~~ with daughters and gender studies, as well.

There, I fixed it for you.

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