My friend showed me a random photograph of a vagina.
Posted by incredibleinkpen@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 32 comments
"Look, isn't this proof that all vaginas are ugly?" he told me.
I said, "That's a fallacy."
He looked at the photograph again, "No, it's definitely a vagina."
stockslayer96@reddit
Why are you all so anal.
Subject-Relation-352@reddit
The brain from starship troopers always stuck in my head 🥶
forbinwasright@reddit
I thought I was swimming on an ocean of orange soda. It was just a Fanta sea.
Eggburtius@reddit
Happens when I crush a can of Fanta, soda pressing!
forbinwasright@reddit
I like the way you just popped in there.
ThingCalledLight@reddit
My suggested edit would maybe be: “No, it’s definitely a vagina, see?” to play off “That’s a phallus, see?”
PokeRay68@reddit
Something, something, something about sailing a sailboat on the Vagina Sea.
Evening-Tomatillo-47@reddit
So that's what he meant when he said he was drowning in puh-sea
ilovecottagepie@reddit
Yes, that would be better. My dumb brain didn't understand it until I read your comment! 🤣
the_De_Filer@reddit
Pull back the beef curtains and feast your eyes!!!
Myopian-ish@reddit
Sounds like an asshole
Matt4319@reddit
He was just trying to correctum.
FunTXCPA@reddit
Tastes like a rainbow
vedicsun@reddit
Funny that you should bequeef that name unto it.
halcyon_mika@reddit
The pun being the hole that shits for a job does not get to judge a hole that births a baby.
gorwraith@reddit
In all my years, only one friend has ever shown me a picture of a vagina and it ended our friendship.
Killeramn-26@reddit
I don't wanna ask... or maybe I do, but I won't.
gorwraith@reddit
It was her's. She wanted to be more than friends, I did not. We parted ways. I was oblivious because I was in a relationship at the time and not thinking about other women.
Killeramn-26@reddit
It wasn't as bad as I thought. Well done.
Electrical_Garden546@reddit
Good dude right here.
Spacey_dan@reddit
Could have been a cute baby but instead it was an ugly vagina.
Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit
You can find plastic surgeon's websites to see what's perceived as ugly or not. Some of them, pre-surgery, look just fine and tasty.
RevolutionaryDuck389@reddit
ugly to some more beautiful than a flower to most
LostBetsRed@reddit
What do you call the useless bit of flesh surrounding the vagina?
Much-Tangerine4488@reddit
Your Mom....LOL!
Just kidding.
Bhoffy456@reddit
He looks at it again. Ah a fallacy, I get it! (With 0 actual comprehension)
True-Bee1903@reddit
I showed a Scottish guy a picture of a vagina but he wasn't interested,he obviously wasn't a fanny-them.
Barely_Legal01@reddit
Its got a significant amount of hair.
boisterile@reddit
Is that a gal I see? No, it's just a phallus-ee!
ShinzouNingen@reddit
We love that, what that's from...
Reddit-M-Sucks@reddit
Look at those wings. Remind me of her, by her I mean your mama.
PokeRay68@reddit
How'd you get a camera up inside there?