If another name for a bra is "over the shoulder boulder holder", what about men's underwear?
Posted by Drikthe@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 495 comments
An under the butt nut hut.
maxbirkoff@reddit
under the trouser wowzer houser
srainey58@reddit
Not a wowzer for all of us unfortunately
Tooq@reddit
Take it out in public sometime. Everyone has a wowzer.
Voxman314@reddit
Don't get stuck in the dock.
or you
Ko-jo-te@reddit
Rest assured, there's a person somewhere on this planet it's a wowzer for.
unfvckingbelievable@reddit
I like this positive attitude.
Thecp015@reddit
“Wow that’s small” exists too.
terseword@reddit
"Just like I had hoped!"
norrisrw@reddit
I had a girlfriend once who drove me nuts with the little words:
"It's so cute!"
CloggingToilets@reddit
No one says "wow that's middle-of-the-point average" 😩
ChaoCobo@reddit
Yuh huh.
Maybe it’s not the same but there was this woman with basically no tiddies, and when I got noods once (she sent them by “accident” haha) I’m pretty sure she wanted to me to praise her tiny tiddies, so I replied “wow those are some neato tiddies.” Cause to me, tiddies are who they’re attached to. I bet if the right woman came along you bet for sure she’d say “wowowow that’s so average I’m gonna explode!”
Fafnir13@reddit
Wow wow wow…..wow.
That guy is going to live in my head rent free forever.
Ko-jo-te@reddit
Tbf, everyone who nailed tone and timing on that would live on rent free in my head.
pep1980@reddit
What happened afterwards? Did she reply with an apology for sending it by accident? Or did she attack you for using her 'accident' as an opportunity to judge her based on her chest (or lack there of)? I want to know what happened next! And when will someone send me their pictures by accident??? :(
Mikesaidit36@reddit
Also waiting, and also, “pics or it didn’t happen.”
NecessaryFinger9@reddit
Wow I expected more though .. lol
Cruuncher@reddit
No, they say "it's perfectly sized!"
larvyde@reddit
"top of the bell curve"
Tombiepoo@reddit
"Look at it from the bright side, honey: you won't be gagging."
SonnyMack@reddit
“…Apart from the smell”
theultimateThor@reddit
"At least it smells like a foot"
scbriml@reddit
You so big! Me love you long time.
eayaz@reddit
You can be wowed by things for how small they are, too.
outlawsix@reddit
Wowzer can be positive or negative
Edflumnum@reddit
It is a freak of nature and should be marveled at by all
djpursell@reddit
Wowzer doesn’t always have to be a good thing…wowzer that’s the smallest banana I’ve ever seen.
Thecaptain3709@reddit
Under the trouser howitzer houser
lokojufr0@reddit
Under the leg peg dregs.
j3wake3@reddit
Below the balls to hold it all
obscureassassin@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
AcNinja85@reddit
Under the counter ballbag mounter
Objective-Ganache114@reddit
Rock rider under the hider
FellFeh@reddit
Past the crack sack pack
HippoWillWork@reddit
Under rack carriage sack
Bee_Gubols@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
jocelynsim@reddit
under the crack balls sack
PigeonFace@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
Live_Jazz@reddit
Between the crack sack pack
uzerrname@reddit
Front of the Crack Sack Pack is much more appropriate, in my opinion
Johnny_B_Asshole@reddit
Instructions unclear: stretched my scrotum back to my tailbone and when I let go my knees bruised my marbles.
human_peeler@reddit
Instructions unclear: testicles cooked
Exwitnessawake@reddit
Under the Taint, Junk Restraint
Beautiful-Cry-3202@reddit
Under the butt but hut
Sean_G-@reddit
Under the grundle manhood bundle
payphonepirate@reddit
Under the trunk junk bunk
payphonepirate@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
nwvt420@reddit
Under the scrotum n totem hold'em
ConfirmsSuspicions@reddit
Banana Hammock (speedos)
barihonk@reddit
Under trunk junk bunk
generationjonesing@reddit
The German word for Bra is keepzemfromfloppin
spinnaclestripes@reddit
And the Hawaiian phrase for "can I take you on a date?" is "kumonnawannalaya"
SpartanDoubleZero@reddit
Reminds me of the generic name for Viagra, Mycoxafloppin
funkypjb@reddit
Invented by Otto Titzling
Funky_Ruckus88@reddit
This deserves every single upvote ever
Melior05@reddit
Man's sausage cotton cottage
AlmostDowntown@reddit
Lower decker pecker checker.
LordRocky@reddit
LOWER DECKS! LOWER DECKS!
Ocaya@reddit
From what star trek (or star trek parody) is this?!
gergasi@reddit
There's 4 seasons of ST:Lower Decks out and 5th is ongoing. It's quite good goofy fun with lots of love for the lore. Characters can be a bit grating, they talk fast and shouty 80% of the time, and the use of arrested development/refusing to grow up trope can be a bit heavyhanded, but overall it's a solid show if you're more on the ST:SNW side of the spectrum instead of the ST:Disco side.
brady_tom@reddit
Star Trek Lower Decks!!!
theGIRTHQUAKE@reddit
Under the grundle trundle bundle
CJRedbeard@reddit
Under the butt nut cup
Threshalmostdied@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
Busy_Finding9894@reddit
Trunks on the front for the junk
LadyHawkscry@reddit
Between the knees dungarees.
RedIguanaLeader@reddit
under the butt nut hut
sanctum9@reddit
Sub trouser tackle shackle
CecilieGK@reddit
Under the belt ball barrer
Smooth-Birthday-6880@reddit
Under the trouser Penis houser
vege12@reddit
Round the waist, through the legs, holds your sack and your peg!
twixdude@reddit
Under the cock rock sock
Successful_Print681@reddit
Under the taint ball restraint
ForstalDave@reddit
Around the hips stick grip
DandyWilkins@reddit
Under the belly, willy welly
IllustratorPuzzled93@reddit
Black and Decker Pecker Packer
japollner@reddit
Under the hip satchel grip.
RonnieKyle@reddit
Under the cock rock sock
arpoc926@reddit
Wizzin' and jizzin' glizzy prison
Comfortable_Menu_787@reddit
Under the waist nutcase
Ball-to-Hand@reddit
Under the crack, sack pack
Hollerado@reddit
Under the waist, taint restraint.
alohaskywalker@reddit
Under the grundle bundle
takeahike89@reddit
Under the grumble bundle trundle
boodze@reddit
Under the grundle fundle bundle
Ai_of_Vanity@reddit
Under the wonder grundle bundle.
CatticusXIII@reddit
Under cock rocks sock.
FocusMaster@reddit
Good for you. Most men wouldn't admit to stuffing a sock in there.
CatticusXIII@reddit
Well what are you finishing into?
Open_Source1096@reddit
I’m gonna do it, I’ma say it. Your mom.
Soovian@reddit
you rock a sock to make it look bigger? Any advice on the type of sock?
CatticusXIII@reddit
Me: crew sock You: Christmas stocking(s)
Soovian@reddit
you shouldn't spy on me in the shower. it's quite rude
boodze@reddit
Under the Grundle Fundle Bundle
SpartanDoubleZero@reddit
Under the grubdle fundle bundle
Daddy_Day_Trader1303@reddit
Under berry hairy carry
Free-Shine8257@reddit
Under taint restraints
Barias86@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
griffgraff1@reddit
an around the waist cage for snakes
Magnusg@reddit
Under the gut nut hut.
DoesNotAddUp@reddit
Under the butt nut putt.
MasterofJackal@reddit
Dick and Sack Ball Rack
DobisPeeyar@reddit
Undel the grundle nutsack bundle
BannedForEternity42@reddit
Taint adjacent teste tackle.
EgregiousNeurons@reddit
Under the grundle bundle supporter.
Orange_Queen@reddit
Under the butt nutt hutt
Idasuperman24@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
c0nA11@reddit
Under the grundle bundle huddle
focusonthetaskathand@reddit
Australia has this down, and it’s not even a joke:
Budgie smugglers.
istasber@reddit
For Americans (or anyone else unfamiliar with Budgie), a budgie is another name for a parakeet. For people who are also unfamiliar with parakeets, they are basically small parrots.
DrakeShelton@reddit
I dated a girl that had a parakeet. The thing never f#(&n shut up... The bird was pretty cool though.
IndecentMonk@reddit
True, though if anyone is extra curious it's a shortened name of a specific type of parakeet known as a budgerigar.
Illustrious_Feed_364@reddit
budgie that’s about the size of a cigar?
Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit
That's either a Pokémon or a Harry Potter animal
userhs6716@reddit
No I think it's a parakeet
Appropriate_Owl_6586@reddit
No, no, no, it's a paira keys
cphug184@reddit
I'm sorry. What's a parrot?
loco_gigo@reddit
This is a deceased parrot
Fuzzybo@reddit
It’s not dead, it’s just resting. And so is the parrot!
KahuTheKiwi@reddit
Its pining for the fiords.
tucci007@reddit
I'M BRIAN AND SO IS MY WIFE
ZealousidealCrow8492@reddit
we are all individuals...
EruditeLegume@reddit
Does your wife...go?
Well, does she?
tucci007@reddit
wink's as good as a nudge to a blind man
WantDiscussion@reddit
They sit on pirate shoulders and demand crackers.
Lerzycats@reddit
Its kind of like a large parakeet IIRC.
NicknameKenny@reddit
Now don't go confusing things by not using the lorakeet as a reference.
Lerzycats@reddit
What is a lorakeet?
lark047@reddit
About 1.5 bananas or 0.0032 football fields
thongs_are_footwear@reddit
Not exactly.
While all Budgies are Parakeets, not all Parakeets are Budgies.
Firecrotch2014@reddit
I thought a parakeet was two keets.
BigPandaCloud@reddit
I learned budgie from Bluey. I just thought it meant bird.
Lord-Jar-Jar-Binks@reddit
I read this in an Australian æccent.
Drikthe@reddit (OP)
Yeah, but that's used for tight swimwear like speedos, not undies.
KahuTheKiwi@reddit
Depends how far you are from the water
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TF4MGzwQexQ
An old New Zealand add. Partly making fun of Aussies wearing budgy smugglers (cause Kiwis wouldn't)
Pinkbeans1@reddit
Thank you for that. Flipping hysterical.
immaseaman@reddit
Agreed.
Speedo=Budgie Smugglers=Banana Hammock
grego1123@reddit
Yeah Budgy Smugglers are Speedos aka swimmers
Normal underwear of that style are Nut Huggers
cyber2024@reddit
Under dacker knacker checker, mate
Jealous-Choice6548@reddit
Conan O'Brien pronouncing Australian words is hilarious.
https://youtu.be/L94M4xQcPYk?si=bxnqVMCn76NQROgt
ForTheHordeKT@reddit
Yup, whole segment is still brilliant after all this time.
The one where he goes to Japan had me dead.
charrion@reddit
I love Australian slang :)
grayfee@reddit
No wucken forries mate, we love it too.
magpye1983@reddit
I always liked banana hammock, but budgie smugglers does incredibly well for describing the oddness of a package unknown.
Skremash@reddit
I grew up as a competitive swimmer. Mens Speedos were also referred to as "Dickstickers" pretty commonly.
Not sure if this was Australia wide, or just something local to where I grew up.
Maelou711@reddit
Now, as the father of a young daughter, all I can hear is Bandit from Bluey saying this!
I’m dying laughing, send help!
Give_it_a_Bash@reddit
Wait until you have to explain it… watching them ‘get it’ hilarious. My husband freaked out when my kids asked ‘why are they called that?’… I showed the kids old Olympic swimmers uniforms… helps if they know what budgerigars are, we had one so it was easy to say ‘looks like he’s kidnapped Kenny and had nowhere else to stash him because he doesn’t have pockets.
This_User_Said@reddit
Bio-dome called the underware swimmers use as "Grape smugglers"
here_for_the_lols@reddit
They say this in NZ too
EastPlenty518@reddit
I forgot about that thank you, I'm not Australian but the game apex legends has an Australian character that uses that term in game, I laughed so hard the first time I heard it and look it up, it was my fav term for undies for a bit, then stopped playing that game and just forgot.
Sch5ive@reddit
When he says its not a joke he means that they do call them that, not that they do actuallu smuggle budgies like this!
Environmental-Hat721@reddit
Oh man.... I am so calling it this now.
BourbonNCoffee@reddit
It’s also a brand of swimwear. Very stylish
DrakeShelton@reddit
I dated a girl that had a parakeet. Freaking thing never shut up.. But the bird was cool.
DrakeShelton@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
TheThirteenthApostle@reddit
Around the waist penis case
Klatu17@reddit
Under-the-butt nut hut.
jeejee70@reddit
locket da rocket in da pocket
Smooth_Elephant8524@reddit
In between the legs harness for eggs
hotpotatocoldtomato@reddit
Under the taint ball restraint
tkdoegirl2009@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
johnbrownsbodies@reddit
Under the hip pistol grip
bobdarunner@reddit
CB obviously it is simply a RockSack
Shimfinity@reddit
Under the but nut hur
Cambronian717@reddit
Under the cock rock stock
reignwillwashaway@reddit
Under the trouser snacunzer houser
suckonmyjohnwayne@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
Sprinklypoo@reddit
Under the ding ding thing sling
Spook093@reddit
Under the trouser Mauser houser
comengetitrmm@reddit
Under the grundle testicle bundle
Then-Abalone6403@reddit
Under the gut, nut hut
Excellent-Big-1581@reddit
Under the cock rock sock
ArMcK@reddit
The between legs bowl of eggs.
The curly hair downstairs lair.
The cotton package for manly sackage.
The meat probe wardrobe.
The farter garter.
.
.
. Why? Why is this my talent?
TheInsatiableWierdo@reddit
Bahahaha no one knows, but don’t stop!
mdbrenna@reddit
Under the butt nut hut…
Massive_Mortgage5507@reddit
Around the hip banana clip.
Responsible_Emu_8474@reddit
Over the Hip Weenie grip
SJ_Redditor@reddit
Near the crack sack rack
FireInPaperBox@reddit
Under the taint nut holder.
RuneRavenXZ@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
Badger87000@reddit
Under grundle gravel guard
spidermike4498@reddit
A cotton cock container
funkeym0nkey@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
HornyCherryKitten@reddit
downstairs support system
addictedafflicted@reddit
Under the grundle bundle trundle
PiffWiffler@reddit
Banana hammock, obviously
Super_Giggles@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
AdProfessional5189@reddit
undercarriage cargo hold
Addamant1@reddit
In Vanuatu a bra can be called a " Basket Blong Titty" in local dialect
1merman@reddit
Under the nut tiki hut
totalfascination@reddit
Man, I've got to stop dating women who can only wear salad plate crates
TheNullOfTheVoid@reddit
I was always told it was "under the butt nut hut"
Khaotik18@reddit
Under the Butt Nut Hut
Burreyen@reddit
Under the hip whip grip
stickykey_board@reddit
Under the gut nut sling
TheeAincientMariener@reddit
Between the legs sling for the eggs.
truefire99@reddit
Under the crack sack rack.
Boxcar59@reddit
Under the groin sausage loin.
ResearcherPrimary231@reddit
Small ball cover all
SimilarInformation62@reddit
No one mentioned Percy’s Playpen?
mjbertha@reddit
Under the crack sack pack.
Soleviticus@reddit
Round the hip pecker clip
hopefullydilf@reddit
Under the bundle grundle trundle
SimilarInformation62@reddit
I always hate cheap hotel pants.
No ballroom
Aminuteortwotiltwo@reddit
Under the trunk junk bunk?
wigzell78@reddit
Ball sling
durbinsgirl@reddit
Under the crack package sack
jackcos@reddit
under the crevice dennis the pennis
AussieFB@reddit
Home of the Whopper (RIP Sean Lock)
iamdanmingo@reddit
Under cover huevo snugglers
Peixao131@reddit
Over the hip rock grip
ajslinger@reddit
I prefer to hang out with my wang out
AsstDepUnderlord@reddit
so much more cultured than simply rocking out with your cock out!
fireKnuckleBurn@reddit
Jam out with your clam out
For those days when it’s humid and the sky is moister than the oyster
Illustrious_Feed_364@reddit
No Brainer- ‘Cum Container Retainer’
dntdrmit@reddit
Cover the butt nut hut.
fireKnuckleBurn@reddit
I always said it a little bit different.
Under the gut nut hutt
Same region just depends on what hemisphere you’re looking from
Travelguide0@reddit
I thought it was Under the Butt Nut Hut
ArbutusPhD@reddit
Butter those nuts with hut schmutt
Ymarrincep@reddit
In the sling wing thing
dubiousdb@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
FredrickVonFishcake@reddit
Under the leg Smeg shed?
minustheberry@reddit
The under cracker nacker packer
1gorka87@reddit
Was gonna suggest under the crack, sack pack
Snoringdragon@reddit
This sounds so...right.
Wirejunkyxx@reddit
Over the hip dick clip
Sufficient-Produce83@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
AbyssalKitten@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
GroundbreakingEmu965@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
Zer0kbps_779@reddit
Sling of the schlong
d_biro@reddit
Under the rib nib crib
porkersthewonderdog@reddit
under the trouser howitzer houser
tucketnucket@reddit
A below the groin, hide a loin
Various_Foundation34@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
BlueRunSkier@reddit
I’ve long heard this one, too, but it really makes no sense unless you seriously sag, I guess.
Fr0sTByTe_369@reddit
It's referencing the underwear as under the butt, not the nuts. Same as a bra is what's over the shoulder not the boulders.
HPoltergeist@reddit
Between the leg beg bag.
Crocandrole@reddit
Cotton gusset nut buckets
baconandeggsandbacon@reddit
I know it doesn't rhyme but budgie smuggler is my favourite.
droberts7483@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
Xiten@reddit
Around the waist banana case
Revolutionary_You452@reddit
Wait, all of you guys use underwear?
pseudodoc@reddit
Under the crack sack rack.
reecius@reddit
Round the hip tip grip
Bachasnail@reddit
Underslung nads launcher
novakano@reddit
"Up the crack nut sack"
wldc4t@reddit
Between the legs basket of eggs
OutrageousNatural425@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
ganjamechanic@reddit
If I remember correctly they are called “under the butt nut huts”
hanyasaad@reddit
Under the tummy testicle tucker
FrogBoyExtreme@reddit
Under the grundle boulder bundle
Bazilb7@reddit
I’m fairly sure that “over the shoulder boulder holder” was a masturbatory technique perfected by 3 time US masturbation champion Hairy Palms. Woooooo!!
fancyxoxxo@reddit
under the butt nut hut
irishkenny1974@reddit
“Under the butt nut hut”
oish_oish@reddit
Lower Decker Knacker Catcher
Svenka24@reddit
If it's a trans man's underwear it's a manhole cover
MrTrafagular@reddit
Under the cock bollock hammock.
noesanity@reddit
I knew a guy in high school who refereed to his athletic cup and its contents as a "thigh pie"
cabalavatar@reddit
Around the hip ball slip
matchfox12@reddit
Under the taint schlong thong
Cbjfan99@reddit
Around the but nut hut
nconceivable@reddit
Under the skunk junk bunk?
IDK I just made it up
Otherwise-Falcon-729@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
grayfee@reddit
Holy tabernacle of the tremendous tackle.
Solesaver@reddit
Over the crack banana sack.
Banannamanuk@reddit
Banana hammock
Ready_Flight_2029@reddit
Interior crocodile alligator
Uncivil_Law@reddit
Around the hip whip slip
BustinKnuckles@reddit
Under the Belt Sausage Pelt
Jacktheforkie@reddit
Manhole cover
uo_taipon@reddit
For some reason us in Canada call them Gitch. never understood why. mostly referring to "tighty whities"
Dano1988@reddit
An under the grundle bundle.
RachelWhyThatsMe@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
Ambitious_Log1546@reddit
Underneath plum sheath
SeptemberEnded@reddit
Did you get this reference from Beaches? Hahah
Drikthe@reddit (OP)
I honestly can't remember where I heard it, it's been with me for about 20 years 😅
Mean-Guard-3299@reddit
Under the butt nut hutt
_ty_cobb_88@reddit
Under grundle junk bundle
testthetemp@reddit
The Under Sling for the Hung Thing
Matt-of-Burbank@reddit
Around the hip weenie grip
Ok-Morning6506@reddit
I have boxers that have a ball bra.
soheidre@reddit
Down beneath meat sheath
SpaceHorse75@reddit
Around the grundle pebble bundle
etta20deta@reddit
Under the butt, nut hutt
Chubbydong@reddit
How about under the crotch testicle cot.
bumblekatt@reddit
Under the crotch rocks sock
happy_and_angry@reddit
An under the grundle nutsack bundle.
freddyspaghettii@reddit
Under the crotch, troche lodge.
overbarking@reddit
People keep saying "banana hammock." That's a Speedo.
Moondra3x3-6@reddit
In my household it's called an anchor.😆
Squall9126@reddit
There was a brand called the ball bra, I think they were on Shark Tank
charrion@reddit
The only one I can think of is banana hammock.
VonYinzer@reddit
It's always been an under the butt nut hut.
Fallawake88@reddit
Sub-crack smokestack shack
Sullymyname333@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
bigred1987@reddit
Under the grundle bundle trundle
Unfair-Cobbler-4225@reddit
Under the gut, nut hut
Suitepotatoe@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
bobbyrob1@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
Blurred-Reflection@reddit
Near the butt nut hut
Bfb38@reddit
Under the navel grundle saver
jbrazeal@reddit
Under the gut nut hut
LeprousNarcoleptic@reddit
It’s an under the butt nut hut. Everyone knows that.
kitkatbay@reddit
Budgie smuggler is my personal favorite
Bee2113@reddit
I thought another name for the bra was Stoppen from Floppen.
TherealJerbs@reddit
Down under luggage bunkers.
CropDuster-@reddit
Ball sack cul-de-sac
Hernberfer@reddit
Under the waist testicle place
Wickedworlock@reddit
Over the butt nut hut, around the waist safe space, a safe space for your trouser snake, a private pocket, under the trouser mouser houser,
hebchop@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
Warlock6561@reddit
Under the crotch banana swatch...I got nuthin'.
ExoticTrash2786@reddit
Lower Decker Knacker Checker.
Stratemagician@reddit
Under the crack sack sack
peggy1981@reddit
Under the gut nut hut
60pointtripledouble@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
M-asterclass@reddit
Under the butt but hut
Puzzleheaded_West225@reddit
Beside the glock cock sock
slowguy2022@reddit
Under the but nut hut
Sasquatch119@reddit
Under the belt ball pelt
startadeadhorse@reddit
Down town testicle gown
Cptdjb@reddit
Under Dack sack rack
MrMakan@reddit
Under the tummy nuggie huggy
wakk5@reddit
Down under Thunder bundler
fakebanana@reddit
Under the bone stone throne
OmniBlue1333@reddit
Under the belly jelly bean sling.
kickasstimus@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
Vajernicus@reddit
Thunder couger falcon bird
bryant100594@reddit
I don’t think you get it
freekoout@reddit
Flash zoom crash boom
fredraydricks@reddit
Under the pelvis “Lil’ Elvis” holder
unlikelypisces@reddit
Under thunder huggers
Lokisword@reddit
Under the crack banana sack
Biggest13@reddit
Under the grundle trundle bundle
NoMaans@reddit
Under the waist nutcase
Therealfern1@reddit
Under the belt joist hoist
ravageprimal@reddit
Under the groin crotch loin
80_A-D@reddit
Under the waist nut case
Tj-Tengu@reddit
The schlong sling. Have fun saying it!
Fact-Cyborg@reddit
Its an under the thing sling.
goatsticks717@reddit
Banana hammock, grape smuggler, etc..
MrDTD@reddit
Tighty whities
s2krun@reddit
Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock
Scruffy442@reddit
Lovely to meet you, Princess Consuela Banna-Hammock. My name is Crap-Bag.
JDM-1943@reddit
When you think of me... think of a bag of crap.
BluudLust@reddit
The Kinderegg Smuggler
Fly_U2_the_sunset@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
Cheezydik@reddit
Under the gutter nutter hugger
mdbryan84@reddit
Under the gut nut hut
coochieSlayer69420@reddit
Under the butt nut hut is what I've been calling it
DoggieDMB@reddit
I have never heard that for bra. Always called it a hooter hamper.
I guess mens would be a junk trunk.
Fuzzybo@reddit
“Junk trunk” FTW!! Short and rhyming.
TheSportsWatcher@reddit
When my mom was a teenager she was taking her youngest brother (~4) to the movies and as they sat down on the bus, he very loudly said "Oh look [my Mom's nickname] it's an ad for an over the shoulder boulder holder!" My mom wanted to dissapear, but the people nearby on the bus had a good laugh! 🤣🤣
UdooUboo@reddit
Over the sac sac sack.
SeaLemur@reddit
Under the thunder bundle hugger
ThisisJacksburntsoul@reddit
Front of your buttocks cock’s socks.
tartc@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
moon_chyld@reddit
Ball hammock
bearslinger@reddit
Around the hip wiener grip
pnw_prolificstoner@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
Ashamed_Notice9362@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
DesiRuseNDesiRabble@reddit
Under the balls overalls.
docbigsky@reddit
The under the butt nut hut
tee-ree@reddit
Jock Strap (in high schul) under the butt nut hut!
SarahMagical@reddit
Under the cock rock sock
JBolliverShagnasty@reddit
Under the belly banana hammock.
gorillaman_shooter@reddit
Under the pants protecting from aunts (pronunciation is key)
FruitySloth@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
artificiallyselected@reddit
Sling for your ding-a-ling.
WeBBr89@reddit
Around the butt nut hut
egoneill@reddit
Under the pants support of soft lance
CallsYouCunt@reddit
Under the grundle banana hammock.
rufnek2kx@reddit
Under the jock cock sock
UsualTechnician4354@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
maladmin@reddit
A nut trap for squirrels.
maladmin@reddit
A squirrels nut trap?
GeriatricYouths@reddit
Under the belt ding dong felt
herewegoinvt@reddit
Down your knickers with the knee ticklers
whatsanamethatsopen@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
robbass713@reddit
Around the butt nut hut...
whitewolf107213@reddit
Under waist testy place
GWJYonder@reddit
Around the hip cock grip
Hatedpriest@reddit
Under the butt butt hutt
Maximum_Possession61@reddit
Bikini briefs are also banana hammocks
MossKnightDagger@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
Focusandclick@reddit
I remember a comedienne saying this years ago.
boltsteel@reddit
Banana hammock. But then it is more accurate for only certain underwear.
lefthandrighty@reddit
Under the fender nugget bucket
WillK90@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
motbackwords@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
armstuckinpringlecan@reddit
it's the peepee teepee
adaminjapan@reddit
Under the front nut hut.
Spiritual_Seesaw_@reddit
Tween the knees weenie sleeves
BWM51IA@reddit
Under the taint restraint
Whatname7@reddit
Nut Huts
crablegs_aus@reddit
Under sack crack hammock
No_Coach_3360@reddit
Under the Butt Nut Hut
Quarian_EngineerN7@reddit
Tallywacker tacklers
Arviay@reddit
Under the grundle trundle bundle
Mikehideous@reddit
The lower decker pecker checker.
E_B_Jamisen@reddit
Pocket rocket socket?
TLinTX@reddit
My school clique had two girls we referred to as "Pebbles" and "Bam Bam".
poltergeist6@reddit
Under the butt, nut hut!
TommyDaCat@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
djrock3k@reddit
Under the hip booty grip (underwear) Over the hip weenie grip (jockstrap) Just turned 67, amazing what sticks, this was Boy Scout stuff…
Successful-Bend-7393@reddit
Below Average Boulder Get Together
erikgfrey@reddit
Under the butt but hut
Famous-Example-8332@reddit
A cotton hut from nuts to butt.
FFVIIVince10@reddit
Under the butt but hut.
Radamand@reddit
Under the cock ball-sock.
Thunder_Dragon42@reddit
Under the trunk junk bunk
MoistenedCarrot@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
gorper0987@reddit
Between the leg ball bag
Deferionus@reddit
Under the decker pecker protector.
Simmerdownsimm@reddit
Under the butt, nuts cup?
EyelandBaby@reddit
under the thunder plum ‘n’ gun smuggler
Tony_Cheese_@reddit
Under belly royal jelly...uhh...ballsack container
Healthy_Ladder_6198@reddit
Jock straps are around the hip coconut grips
Mo-Butterfly12@reddit
An under-the-butt-nut-cup
gaymesfranco@reddit
If they’re boxers: ‘round the balls free for alls
twec21@reddit
Twixt the legs sack of eggs
Sillyness5@reddit
Under the belly smelly holders?
SteveSweetz@reddit
Under the taint junk restraint
urbanaprof@reddit
Pebble Vessel is what seems a common insult here.
remorackman@reddit
Under the belly jelly juggler
MeanLittleMachine@reddit
Nutsack holder willie warmer.
I made that one up BTW.
ipostunderthisname@reddit
Under the grundle ball bundle?
pikeshawn@reddit
Twixt the trousers testicle tarpaulin
phormix@reddit
Under the belly ball bracer
Tonywanknobi@reddit
Under the bunk junk trunk
ValleyGrouch@reddit
Actually the better equivalent would be an athletic supporter.
Tito_Tito_1_@reddit
Over the crack banana hammock
Buddiechrist@reddit
Under the waist snake brace.
drinkslinger1974@reddit
Under the gut nut hut?
KnobbsNoise@reddit
under the phallus walnut chalice
bidger@reddit
Under the taint nugget restraint
toasterpickups@reddit
Jockeys. I think this is from a brand of men’s briefs, combined with the ladies underwear term ‘smalls’
toasterpickups@reddit
In Australia this if often shortened to Jocks, e.g. Hecwas just standing there in his Jocks.
You can also swim in your Jocks, where the instantly also become Budgie Smugglers
battlerazzle01@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
gymrat288@reddit
under the butt nut hut
ForTheB0r3d@reddit
Under the gut nut hut.
Mustachio_Man@reddit
Underhung ball slung
Benbeenjammin1@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
Vahn1982@reddit
Between the legs pocket for eggs
devampyr@reddit
Under the gut nut hut
bug2th@reddit
Testicle vestibule Nut sack back pack
MattinglyBaseball@reddit
Under the butt nut hut
impilcature@reddit
Between the thighs, maker of cream pies
bobdig986@reddit
Around the hip banana grip.
kchieff@reddit
The Make Believe Ballroom
UmptyscopeInVegas@reddit
Round the butt nut hut.
paperDuck5@reddit
Behind the back sack rack
kcho99@reddit
Between the legs eggs kegs?
StoppedMethingAround@reddit
Under the trunk junk bunk
ThingCalledLight@reddit
Under the thunder blunder wonder
lousyatgolf@reddit
Where I put my huge dong.
ICPGr8Milenko@reddit
Around the waste pebble brace.
milny_gunn@reddit
Under the nut butt hut
PilgrimPayne59@reddit
This is from my childhood in the early 70s:
Around the hip wienie grip.
Cafeeine@reddit
Under the fanny manny cranny.
LovesDeanWinchester@reddit
(Princess Consuelo) Banana Hammock of course!
SpeedAccomplished577@reddit
Under tha Butt but hut.
esssee@reddit
Under testicle junk receptacle
chatyreddy@reddit
Under Weiner Ball Holder.
TheNJGM@reddit
under the belly, twig and Berry, support and ferry
thegrayvapour@reddit
Around the waist snake brace.
Rubeclair702@reddit
Over the butt nut hut.
NineLivesMatter999@reddit
Over the hip cherry carrier?
Scuggsy@reddit
A ‘ well below the shoulder cock and balls holder.’?
ViscountVinny@reddit
Taint-crack tackle-sack.
jimmymcstinkypants@reddit
I’m 90% sure this was used in the “nerds” sketch on snl with Bill Murray and Gilda Radner
Drikthe@reddit (OP)
It could have! I heard it about 20 years ago online and it stuck with me 😂
Historical_Exchange@reddit
Under the carriage marriage package
Express_Work@reddit
Under trousers piss snake housers?
IndustrialStuntman@reddit
The around behind dick blind. (for all the duck hunters out there.)
Furball73@reddit
Under the butt nut hut.
Thinkpad200@reddit
Correct answer: banana hammock
Dunkthepunk@reddit
Under the thunder wonder blunder
No4MeThanks@reddit
Below the waist carrying case!
Swifty-Dog@reddit
Between the leg peg keg?
deathB4dessert@reddit
Crack catching cock carry-all.
cuttydiamond@reddit
Under the butt nut rut.
Scrotatoes@reddit
Yes
Catharticfart@reddit
under the cherry berry hairy
Goobler@reddit
Around the hip weeny grip
ZoeChip34Nicate@reddit
Most Famous Bra Brands Name, drum 🥁 🥁 🥁 roll please HESTIA— ————————————Holds Every Size Tits In Australia
batraymond@reddit
Around the waist weenie case
GingerJacob36@reddit
Nut hut that covers the butt.
lambchopper71@reddit
You guys wear underwear?
corrieoh@reddit
The hot dog cart cuz it's full of buns and dogs.
RowdyB666@reddit
Get my budgie smugglers out of yo mouth!
chiselbits@reddit
You mean my snake sling?
Shambhala87@reddit
The grundle under bundle.
trixalator@reddit
Under my guts, holder for my nuts.
witzerdog@reddit
Upper topper flopper stopper
OG-Brass-Monkey@reddit
Between the legs hammock for eggs.
NexLuz@reddit
If your underwear is holding your nuts you need bigger underwear