What's the difference between a walnut and a chestnut?

Posted by True-Dream3295@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments

!Where you aim.!<

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spudsboy@reddit

Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Walnuts Q: What do call nuts on a chest? A: Chestnuts A: What do call nuts on a chin? A: Blowjob

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the_suman@reddit

I aimed badly and it ended up on my upper lip. More of a pistachio.

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beyoncehey@reddit

Only the lucky ones can peanut.

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MisterB78@reddit

Doesn’t sound lucky at all…

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beyoncehey@reddit

You can try a pecan nut. Just don't let anybody cashew

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Fun-Mud3861@reddit

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

A pickpocket snatches watches…

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tomorrow509@reddit

Funny. Surprised not upvoted more. Take mine.

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CbassCode14@reddit

What do you call nuts on the wall? Wallnuts

What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth

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FatefullWallnut@reddit

Have I been summoned?

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kaiwulf@reddit

Sometimes you aim for a chestnut, but get a buckeye

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Arkoum@reddit

How about the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face

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mhibew292@reddit

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $2.99 Deer nuts are just under a buck

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Azuras_Star8@reddit

Two gay deer are walking out of a gay deer bar. The first deer says to the second deer, "I can't believe I just blew forty bucks in there."

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Beneficial_Emu696@reddit

This has been my go to joke for 25 years.

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SSSims4@reddit

I hate how funny this was 😹😹😹

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EFD1358@reddit

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on a chin? A blowjob.

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I-RegretMyNameChoice@reddit

If nuts on a wall are called wall nuts and nuts on a chest are called chest nuts, what do you call nuts on a chin?

A blow job

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