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I love telling Pescetarian jokes...

Posted by Koolmidx@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments

Sometimes I'll throw a fish pun in just for the Halibut.

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loco_gigo@reddit

That joke floundered so bad. I flip flopped on whether I cod give it a break, but in the end it's took my attention hook line and sinker
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BlueCollarBeagle@reddit

[This Song !](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5jdHa6hCLE)
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BobT21@reddit

Cod you explain this?
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mrhonda@reddit

All these puns are pretty roughy.
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3point21@reddit

I laughed so hard I fell off my perch.
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Jonathan_Peachum@reddit

Oh, please! Puns like that give me a haddock!
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LaughingHiram@reddit

I’m trying to out pun-run you so I’ll throw in a fish just tilapia.
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CocoaSMO@reddit

Sometimes these jokes are so bad I worry they are catfish
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LaughingHiram@reddit

Some jokes are real dogs — er dogfish that is.
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nottonguetied@reddit

He'll schnapper you, Gurnard, and add French fries.
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gilfromisrael@reddit

Enough with the puns, mackerel joke!
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Bubbly_Accident_2718@reddit

I mean, the scale of it..
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Virtual_Force_4398@reddit

I've nothing to carp about.
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rkmkthe6th@reddit

I don’t see why we need to bring religion into this.
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Torggil@reddit

I just see it as carping on. If this continues I'm going to have to get my puffer and send in the clownfish.
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Pun_In_Ten_Did@reddit

Someone told a funny... must have been a fluke. Have to be careful with puns, mate... some people get very angry -- you can sea the anchor in their eyes!
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reapo@reddit

Talking as salmon who enjoys a good pun, I am having a whale of a time reading these.
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olddoc1@reddit

For the love of Cod, stop with the puns!
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darwin-rover@reddit

There’s a plaice for that
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IsItSupposedToDoThat@reddit

I’m writing this one down, it’s a kipper.
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IDrinkMyOwnSemen@reddit

There's nothing further to discus here.
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watsisnaim@reddit

Fugu that was funny (Pardon my Marianas Trench)
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quizmaxter@reddit

Sorry but that one was a bit fishy
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LaughingHiram@reddit

He used to be great on Saturday Night Live!
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Alarming_Breath_3110@reddit

Don’t mean to rag on the grouper but y’all are floundering with the puns. I’m fin-ished w this sub
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Equivalent_Rope_8824@reddit

As long people don't start wheeping and whaling.
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Dexley@reddit

You're being very coy here.
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fattonydaaxe@reddit

You did that on porpoise but I t’s OK every once in a whale.
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FrangibleSoul@reddit

You need to see a neurosturgeon.
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