So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth
Posted by ikamiret@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 4 comments
So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs.
I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me)
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
Zorbathepom@reddit
That's just the best story ever! I so hope it's true!! I can't get over the image of the neighbour's daughter finding the dead rabbit she'd buried three days ago back in its cage. And the awful thought that your dog had killed the rabbit - and is suddenly entirely innocent! Gotta love that!
Crlomancer@reddit
Ahh, missed opportunity! You should have liberally applied some styling product. I’d recommend hair restorer.
TheLaffGaff@reddit
That must have been a hare raising experience for them
poojinping@reddit
You better get to writing that holly book of Rabbit.