I shouldn’t have drank laxatives before going to church

Holy shit

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Preacher over microphone: Cleanup in Pew 4!

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I hear that it runs in your jeans, but not in church if you’re dressed properly for church.

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I ate that piece of string you gave me.

I shit you knot.

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Do you ever put laxatives in your pot brownies?

You know...for shits and giggles...

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This is your song now. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwxcTaMW9s&si=eOOCH7jeIW6pcu91

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Now the preist has one less step to do.

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One less step to doo doo

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He's got a hole in one

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Now you’ll have to sit in your own pew.

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What's the smelliest place to sit in a church? Pew E.