Im an awkward guy. My friend said I could crash on his couch,

so I drove my car into his living room.

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No he meant sleep on it lol

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Read the name of the subreddit, moron

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Do you think those 3 year olds would take the bait and humiliate themselves like you have? 😆

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I'm sofa king happy with this joke

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I asked my friend if I could crash on his couch and he said no. So I landed there properly instead.

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better way to say this - crash at his place

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So I lended my plane on his couch.