Do you know why I love my PS5 more than my girlfriend?

You can turn on fidelity mode on the PS5.

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But is no fun tying ps5 to a bed

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"You can turn on fidelity mode on the PS5"

True but... watch out! She's only playing games with you.

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Your PS5 doesn’t mind when you bring home a girl from the bar and the two of you play with it .

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Maybe she's InFidelity mode

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You can actually turn on your PS5?

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He rubs up against it.

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Girlfriend: how dare you compare me to ps5, U sleeping on the couch tonight, get out!

Me: boys the plan worked! We having a late session tonight; squad team deathmatch on call of duty

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I can win games on my PS5

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My ps5 sounds more than my gf during use

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I was gonna say ‘your girlfriend’s always playing games with you.’

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I think your girlfriend is broken, time to replace her.

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You actually have a PS5?