Why did the baker's wife leave him?
Posted by snakeravencat@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments
He was too kneady.
Posted by snakeravencat@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments
He was too kneady.
CabinetDear3035@reddit
I canoli guess. She liked someone elses buns better ?
Plus-King5266@reddit
And he didn’t have enough bread.
snakeravencat@reddit (OP)
Lol. Yours is better than mine.
MulleDK19@reddit
Don't you mean butter?
c_h_l_@reddit
She was leaven him? Was he unleavened?
wise_ogre@reddit
His buns were too flat.
XROOR@reddit
Kept giving her yeast infections
Alarming_Breath_3110@reddit
He couldn't rise to the occasion, so he couldn't de-flour her. That's rye she left him
Open-Breakfast1629@reddit
Came here to say exactly this.. bravo
wigzell78@reddit
He tried being romantic, and bought her flours.
I_pump_too_much@reddit
Why did the bakers hands smell?
Because he kneaded a poo
MoFauxTofu@reddit
She was standing up to the pastriarchy.
quizmaxter@reddit
He was never able to rise to the occasion
The_Fiddler1979@reddit
She caught him pumping cream into tarts
Soaring_Gull655@reddit
He tended to just loaf around on the sofa
redbeard387@reddit
Sounds like the baker’s been dozen.
TheVeryFriendlyGiant@reddit
He refused to focaccia her brains anymore.
Even_Mechanic_4686@reddit
He didn’t make enough dough
simply_babe@reddit
Looks like she couldn't handle his doughy demands!
Wotmate01@reddit
Living with him was just pain full.
AirbagOff@reddit
He put a bun in the oven, and it wasn’t hers.
MiaInFocus@reddit
Because she kneaded some space!
Kat121@reddit
Gave her a yeast infection
AlternativePeace1121@reddit
This reminds me of the Dianne Weist joke from Brooklyn 99
Lenny_III@reddit
He didn’t have enough dough.
Certain_Passion1630@reddit
He was rolling out the dough, not in the dough