A Guy Applied For a Job and the Interviewer Said, "Why I There a Four Year Stretch Where You Did Nothing?"

Posted by Tori-Chambers@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments

The guy said, "I was in Yale."

The interviewer was very impressed. He said, "Yale? Wow, you're hired."

The guy said, "Thanks. I really need this yob."

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LaughingHiram@reddit

I make typos constantly so just meant as a service: I should “is” in your question

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Iheartmypupper@reddit

I make typos constantly so just meant as a service: “I should ‘is’ in your question” should be “I should be ‘is’ in question”

Supposedly you can edit your comment.

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InsidiousColossus@reddit

Especially ironic because OP can't edit their title. So the comment is doubly wrong

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LaughingHiram@reddit

I’ve seen op’s edit. I don’t know how they do it but I have.

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Successful-Walk-6262@reddit

Creator of autocorrect died, may he rust in piss

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Tori-Chambers@reddit (OP)

Yeah, I saw it after I posted the story. It pissed me off.

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This reminds me of an old SNL skit where they were teaching Mexican workers that were here (illegally), what to say when confronted by the police. The teacher was Spanish and spoke broken English. “Repeat after me; My gleen card is in my utha par a pants.”

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Cudaguy66@reddit

Good old #2347. Classic

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DoctorDabadedoo@reddit

The only reason this dude got the job was because he was referred by Dave.

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somebodyelse22@reddit

Is that the Dave who is the Pope's best friend?

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kublermdk@reddit

No, no. The best friend of the Pope is Dave.

Dave is also everyone else's best friend.

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Courgettophone@reddit

What's this 'Pope' your talking about?

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somebodyelse22@reddit

Is that Dave from 'My Space?'

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villageboyz@reddit

There is only one Dave.

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somebodyelse22@reddit

No, there's an English politician, David Cameron, "Just call me Dave," as well.

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punbelievable1@reddit

Dammit Dave. Do better. Or worse. I don’t know. I’m just here for the jokes.

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dittybad@reddit

“What’s your name? We don’t get many Yale guys here.”

“Timmy Yackson”

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Duff_McLaunchpad@reddit

Wasn't this posted yesterday??

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smurficus103@reddit

No, you're thinking of TOMORROW.

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Tori-Chambers@reddit (OP)

Not by me, and if it was, I missed it.

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dycentra@reddit

That happened to me IRL. My Spanish friend was telling me about her new boyfriend, and said, "He has a Ph.D. from jail". My first thought was, "you can get a Ph.D. in jail??" My second thought was, "wait, what was he in jail for???". Apparently all my thoughts are plain on my face, and she burst out laughing.

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Cltspur@reddit

A long time ago I had a really funny Mexican coworker who loved to brag about his daughter at MIT. He would go on and on about how smart she was and how she was the first in his family to go to college. Fast forward about 6 years I finally met her, on her very first trip to the United States. Her dad would brag on her by calling her small college the Mexican Institute of Technology…

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