A man in an interview is asked: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Posted by Any_Pudding1541@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments
He replies: i’d say my biggest weakness is listening
RedXXVI@reddit
"Angrily shitting into your coffee"
iridescentrae@reddit
Really? When and how do I get you guys to stop?
RedXXVI@reddit
Hire me and I'll find out!
bernys@reddit
Apparently "Sleeping in your bed with your kids calling me Dad" wasn't the answer he was looking for.
iknowtheop@reddit
I asked an interviewee if they could perform under pressure. He said, "No, but I do a great Bohemian Rhapsody".
MLucian@reddit
Is this the real life?
Taygr@reddit
I like this he both answered the question, making a joke in a high pressure situation and showed he had a good sense of humour
Slushman5000@reddit
I hope you hired him on the spot
alexaboyhowdy@reddit
Semi-related-
NO one answered in 2015, "where do you see yourself in five years?”
"In the middle of a world wide pandemic.”
quizmaxter@reddit
That's because we didn't have 2020 vision
MinFootspace@reddit
Where do you see yourself in 5 years ?
At home
quizmaxter@reddit
Interviewer: What's your biggest weakness? Me: My biggest weakness is honesty. Interviewer: I don't think honesty is a weakness. Me: I don't give a shit what you think
atsparagon@reddit
Celebrating the 5 year anniversary of you asking me that question. -Mitch Hedberg
punbelievable1@reddit
NyQuil on the rocks! RIP Mitch. GOAT.
MSB218@reddit
Interviewer: “What’s your biggest weakness?“
Applicant: “My honesty.”
Interviewer: “Well, I don’t think that’s a weakness!”
Applicant: “I don’t give a shit WHAT you think.”
The_Forth44@reddit
Where do I see myself in five beers? Probably prison.
No YEARS. Five years.
Oh...yeah, prison.
aplarsen@reddit
I would laugh so hard if someone said this in an interview
TonyStark100@reddit
Don't say Doing your wife!
spacemouse21@reddit
Sorry, what did you say?
iconsumemyown@reddit
New twist, I like it.
wisely88@reddit
That's what she said
napiersworld@reddit
God willing, laid up at home with a work related injury.
survivor0000@reddit
With a huge mortgage and going bald.
AdhesivenessFun2060@reddit
Doing your...son?
izanage_dtb@reddit
We are now interviewing people to our company and omg.. a lot of people like this "joke" Just answering complete different question to what have been asked, that's insane
peacetoall1969@reddit
Don’t hire them….if they answer the wrong questions, then their skills should be utilized in politics obviously.
scrubbydutch@reddit
In a mirror just like now
Data-Guy-From-MI@reddit
I grew up in a middle-class family in a small town...