... So they went to a brothel. The madam sees them.

"Put a blow-up doll in each of their rooms. They're so drunk they won't notice."

She did so and, after finishing, the two guys met outside.

"So, how was it?" asks the first one.

"I think mine was dead."

"How come?"

"Well, she made no sound and she didn't move at all."

"Mine I think was a witch."

"How so?"

"I tried to get a little freaky so when I bit her butt, she farted in my face and flew through the window with my denture stuck in her ass."