My roommate says our house is haunted...

...but I've lived here for over 300 years and I haven't noticed anything weird.

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You can pay in instalments to get it cleansed from ghosts. Don't forget to make your payments otherwise it'll get re-possessed

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Almost as old as this joke

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When jokes were invented, this was it.

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I think I'll open this one?

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This joke is Boooo...tiful!