I beat a kid in a video game and told them I banged their mom last night

There's a basement bar called "Valhalla" on Rice U campus in Houston. It's run by students and faculty. Some of the best graffiti shows up on the bathroom walls. Here's my fave, above one of the urinals: "I fucked yer Mom" and, beneath that, in different ink and handwriting: "Go home, Dad, you're drunk"

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Random_puns@reddit

Three guys sitting at a bar.... the guy on the left leans over to the guy on the right and says, very loudly, "Hey, I fucked your mother last night." then sits up straight again.

The guy on the left leans over to the guy in the middle and says. "Wow, your dad's an asshole when he's drunk."

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novice_at_life@reddit

Three guys sitting at a bar.... the guy on the left leans over to the guy on the right and says, very loudly, "Hey, I fucked your mother last night." then sits up straight again.

The guy on the left leans over to the guy in the middle and says. "Wow, your dad's an asshole when he's drunk."

So the same guy is talking to both of the others? He told the guy on the right that he fucked his mom and then called the guy in the middle's dad an asshole? I think I'm missing some context here... is the guy on the right the dad of the guy in the middle, and he's an asshole for not reacting to the original comment?

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1N10billion@reddit

Can’t wait to say this to my daughter!!! She is already a bit of a gamer girl.

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LittleLui@reddit

This will likely be the least misogynistic interaction she ever has in a game chat, so make it count!

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theoneandonlyfurnace@reddit

Your son is an idiot if he doesn’t think you’ve banged his mom.

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vicarofvhs@reddit

So a big, muscular bodybuilder type comes into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. A few minutes later, a skinny older drunk rambles in, weaves up to the bar, sits next to the bodybuilder, and orders a shot.

"Hey," says the skinny guy. "I just fucked your mom, and it was suh-WHEET!"

The locals perk up their ears, thinking there's about to be a brawl, but the muscle dude sips his beer and says nothing.

Skinny guy orders another shot. "Your mom," he says, "Is the best fucking lay in town!"

Again, people are expecting a fight, but the muscle guy just sips his beer and sighs.

One more shot. "Your mom is such a dirty bitch, you know what she let me do? She--"

The muscle guy turns abruptly and says, "Go home Dad. You're drunk."

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humperty@reddit

I taught my son how to play craps.

I tried to be a good roll model.

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Son, "So what, I have been deeper inside her than you'll ever be"