My teacher told me to turn in my essay.

I told her I ain't no snitch.

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My dog is wanted as a accessory for eating my homework

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That's - an accessory.

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Maybe they want the dog as an item to compliment their clothing style. Dogs that eat homework an in these days.

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That's - a poor student.

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Your paper would cut you.

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But your Essay would put a bandaid on it!

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My essay ratted out all the students who cheated off my paper.

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I heard this one as, a teacher asked his student how she got pregnant, she said she was told to do her essay.

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You should have told her someone hood it up..

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I don't do that to my homies. For reals!

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Then she sent you homes

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Laughed a bit too much at this one 🤣

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Gawd that was stupid. Love it. Take my upvote.