They’ve cloned a grizzly. I’ll say it again; they’ve actually cloned a grizzly.
Posted by Jester57@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 13 comments
It bears repeating.
HBKdfw@reddit
I hope it’s cocaine bear. He knew how to party.
simpleworlds@reddit
I heard the clone was born with no teeth. It's a gummy bear. At least it's learning the bare necessities. After school it even goes to Cub Scouts! There, they teach it how to catch fish with its bear hands. When it gets hurt, it has a boo boo! It does sun salutations in the morning, it's a yogi bear. It's got a nice fur coat because it's drizzly. I know... That was barely a joke. I'll go back to hibernate.
derTag@reddit
Can't think of anything to do, yeah
My left brain knows that all love is fleeting
WhosAGoodDoug@reddit
How do you know when cloning has gone too far? Here's ursine.
Sheffieldsvc@reddit
Just paws for a minute and catch your breath.
Yaguajay@reddit
The Second Amendment assures your right to keep and arm bears.
ccReptilelord@reddit
Cloning will help get those numbers up. They're just aren't enough of them for everyone to have the right to bear arms.
guamsdchico@reddit
Hopefully T-Rex’s won’t follow. Bear arms I can handle. T-Rex arms are useless.
forkedquality@reddit
GND : ABC123, caution previous reported a dead dog on Bravo right side. Bear left.
ABC123 : Roger. Seen the dog. Still looking for the bear.
Gil-Gandel@reddit
They're bruin up trouble for themselves.
Make_the_music_stop@reddit
A Native American walks into a saloon followed shortly by a huge grizzly.
The patrons freeze in fear, and the saloonkeeper whispers "There's a grizzly right behind you!"
The Native American man holds up a calm hand and says, "I can explain. Bear with me."
Temporary_Seesaw_542@reddit
The saloon was also a mercantile. They carried many of the bear necessities.
AverageDemocrat@reddit
Genetically, this is pawsible but highly unlikely