Grandpa and the blue pill..
Posted by SweetPieGal@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their grandkids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his grandson's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The grandson said, "I don't think you should take one. They're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," he replied. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow. " Later the next morning, the grandson found $110 under his pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"
NotUsingNumbers@reddit
Classic pre-viagra version:
Grandpa was sitting on the porch watching his grandson playing in the dirt after a rain.
A worm had wriggled out of the ground.
“I’ll give you $5:00 if you can put that worm back in the hole” says grandpa.
Grandson rushes inside, comes back out with hairspray, holds the worm up, sprays it and feeds it down the hole.
Grandpa goes inside, comes back 20 minutes later.
“Here’s your $5, and $20 from your grandma”.
Wonderful_Knee4668@reddit
The same grandpa and grandson go fishing the next day. On the way to the fishing hole they stop by a store and pick up various supplies and a couple scratch off tickets. While out in the boat the grandpa takes a beer he bought out of the ice chest and opens it. Just as the top popped the grandson asked grandpa if he could have one. The grandpa says, “Let me ask you something, can you touch the head of your penis to your asshole?” The grandson says, “no”. “Well then you aren’t quite old enough to have one of these, have this coke I bought.” The grandpa then takes out a cigar and lights it. The grandson says once again, “Grandpa, can I have one of those?” The grandpa also says once again, “Can you touch the head of your penis to your asshole?” Once again the grandson says, “no” with a sad look on his face. Grandpa says, “Well then you ain’t quite old enough to have one of these here, have a snickers bar.” After a bit of fishing the grandpa pulls out two scratch off tickets he bought at the store. The grandson asks if he can scratch one of them off so the grandpa gives him one to scratch off. After a few seconds of scratching the grandpa won nothing but the grandson lights up and yells, “Grandpa I just won a million dollars!” The grandpa says, “Wow, that is great are you going to share some of that money with your grandpa?” The grandson says, “Grandpa, can you touch the head of your penis to your asshole? The grandpa says, “Yes, I sure can!” The grandson says, “Good, then go fuck yourself!”
rankinfile@reddit
It's always heartbreaking to have to bury a grandchild.
bigdave41@reddit
Grandpa is addicted to Viagra - no one's taking it harder than Grandma
sofimnroe@reddit
Talk about a win-win situation 🤣 Grandpa gets his fun, and Grandma gets a bonus!
mfogo@reddit
You misspelled boner.