Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Posted by Ok-Service2049@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments
Drop yours if you can
Posted by Ok-Service2049@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments
Drop yours if you can
Jim_Des5134@reddit
I feel like my mom would disown me if I told this joke...
lunchbox_clownboxer@reddit
Why did the partially blind guy fall in the well? Cuz he couldn't see that well
momentopolarii@reddit
Sorry to saddle you with this post but it's either 'two tyred' or perhaps 'too tired' but not 'two-tired'...
TheSandyman23@reddit
Tire is the American spelling of tyre, if you didn’t know.
Yaguajay@reddit
American. We took English from the UK and perfected it.
LaughingHiram@reddit
I dare not tread in the hog heaven of your cyclical thinking.
pork_fried_christ@reddit
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?Timing.
TheSandyman23@reddit
You say the punchline first!
How do you ruin a joke?
Lanzarote-Singer@reddit
It goes like this, you have to stay the first bit slowly, pause after the word joke, continue, then jump in very quick and loud with the last word.
What’s the difference between a good joke, [pause] and a bad…TIMING!!!!!!!!!!!
pork_fried_christ@reddit
Yeah I’ll get behind that. It works better spoken for sure.
ylyxa@reddit
I once heard this one as "Timing. What's the difference between a good joke and a bad one?"
HoboBeered@reddit
Why couldn't the bicycle make it up the hill? It was too tired...
Why couldn't the tricycle make it up the hill? It was more tired.
listerinebreath@reddit
Every day on my walk home, a bike comes out from behind a tree and attacks me.
It’s a vicious cycle.
anderoogigwhore@reddit
If you run behind a car for too long you may get exhausted
NoWingedHussarsToday@reddit
Why would I want to drop my bicycle?
Weird_Bullfrog3033@reddit
Reposts comes in cycles
Odd_Tea_2100@reddit
This sub reddit is full of tired jokes.
n0tqu1tesane@reddit
Yet another reason a recumbent is better.
SniperFrogDX@reddit
What the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
Attire