If a male pumpkin is named Gord, what is his wife's name?
Posted by Random_puns@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 37 comments
!Melonie!<
Posted by Random_puns@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 37 comments
!Melonie!<
Satrapes1@reddit
Don't get it like at all.
dolphim4281@reddit
Melon ie I guess the wife was a watermelon or something
ThedirtyNose@reddit
A Watermelon and a pumpkin?!? How would that even work. I mean sexually?
Calm_Canary@reddit
I think I could be okay with it, as long as they loved one another.
Fasting_Fashion@reddit
I just don't understand why they have to push it in our faces. Why can't they be more like that nice couple Gary and Steven down the street?
dk20002000@reddit
Very well actually. Since they are both Cucurbitaceae they can sire offspring.
45Remedies@reddit
As the say, the cucurbitaceae are the biggest sluts of the plants.
Promise, I'm not making this up, myself.
snakeravencat@reddit
This might be the best pun I've read this year. Squashed. Lol
max1304@reddit
Me either. Someone please explain beyond the Gord = gourd part
max1304@reddit
Ah, it’s a cucurbitaceae joke. I didn’t know melons were part of the same family.
Lonely_District4930@reddit
Well my Baby, Got the sweetest little pumpkin pie! Yes my Baby, Got the sweetest little pumpkin pie! I just dip it right in, watch me roll my eyes!
Neuro_Skeptic@reddit
I am Melonie, blade of Gord.
Square-Ad-4656@reddit
And I have never know defeat 🤮
Trumpetdude1369@reddit
If spelled melony, it becomes an adjective. ...lovely figure.. I hear she's veerrry melony! 😉
IHeartAquaSoMuch@reddit
Also a Gym Leader in one of the Pokémon games... with a son named Gordie
IHeartAquaSoMuch@reddit
Pokémon Sword and Shield have entered the chat
AccordingSoil3@reddit
I thought "Ashley" (as in Ash gord)
YourCrohnie@reddit
To lubricate they use butternut
Cyc68@reddit
When our daughter was born she had quite severe jaundice. I remember looking at her in the incubator, all small and round and yellow so we decided to call her Melanie.
~ Milton Jones
Innerphiz@reddit
Pumpkins are never able to make jokes…
colin004@reddit
Gorda.
berried_aprons@reddit
In Mexico she would be Gordita
EtherealPheonix@reddit
She's just big boned.
southafricannon@reddit
His long time "hiking buddy" is InGordged
takes_joke_literally@reddit
I know a Serbian woman named Gordana.
RoninRobot@reddit
Have to get married in a church cuz they cantaloupe.
tolacid@reddit
What about their son?
Gordita!
Crafty_Drama9785@reddit
Sweetie Pie, Spice, Autumn, Jack-o-line, Michaela (Myers), Holly or Halle, Cinnamon, Punkin.
sdot28@reddit
And together, they pumpkin
Salmol1na@reddit
Male’s name is Gordy
paladinx17@reddit
In Quebec his wife would simply be Gourde
boisterile@reddit
"Honey, dew we have to invite the whole family to our wedding?"
"Yes, we cantaloupe now. The planner already sent out 200 invitations."
"Wat, ermelon list is that big? Well, that squashes that idea."
TheRealJasonium@reddit
This joke is cucubits.
spidermike4498@reddit
Sweet melanie is really going to married to that Gord
cmstlist@reddit
It takes a lot of courgette to make that joke.
Automatic_Place_3360@reddit
Gourd
JFJinCO@reddit
I hear Melonie is gourdeous!