The difference between cocaine and meth is
Posted by TangibleStillness@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 64 comments
Coke is what you do when you want to go out and dance. But meth is what you do when you want to conquer all of Europe in four days.
spacesticks@reddit
Go out and dance? You mean stand in some dudes kitchen until 6 am planning out a Vegas trip nobody will ever go on?
SoapyCheese42@reddit
Too much meth in your coke mate
spacesticks@reddit
You can never have too much Meth in your coke.
Krin37@reddit
cocaine is normally used to numb your nose or throat for surgery. Its a rich man's heroin. It makes people talk a lot more or shut up completely. It also makes you want more and more and more. Meth is the same feeling just about however I have seen more damage from Meth..The brain chemistry is literally becomes mush... Gives a person energy and motivation. It also makes people pick at their skin ..they will always be susceptible to seeing small bugs or worms or fleas or ticks..They are constantly picking and picking at their face and body. Its a fucken sin all these substances that are easily able to become addicted quickly or you may be the one who works and then thinks they owe themselves a prize and thats how they condone continuing doing on a regular basis.
MS_Crop@reddit
And sometimes smoking meth will make you masterbate for 9 hours
stevenjd@reddit
I'm not taking any drug that will cut my masturbation time in half!
Notmyproblem47@reddit
Haha always**
Notmyproblem47@reddit
I never picked, unless I already had pimples (whilst I was doing it I was like 16-22) then I’d try pop I constantly. But other than that no scabs or picking skin But yeah it fucks with your brain hence why I stopped, plays with your frontal lobe and that’s not good. Stay safe guys it’s not worth it in the end ✌️ do E and maybe a bit of speed instead of you and a charge Crystal never ends good
eTex75948@reddit
Coke won’t make your teeth fall out?
Bradtothebone79@reddit
Nah the difference between cocaine and meth is a coke head will still your shit. A meth head will steal your shit and help you look for it.
lucassster@reddit
And then ask you to help them sell it
Imaginary-Seesaw-262@reddit
Cocaine smells better.
Random_Person1059@reddit
Location! Location! Location!
Errorstatel@reddit
Remember kids drug use is illegal, until your raiding a trench, torching a bunker or storming across a beach
carmium@reddit
And makes you lose your sense of you're/your!
Errorstatel@reddit
I was 1/2 way through a bowl, let me touch that uo
Defenistrat@reddit
Even more impressive that you did so well then, but did you hit any pins or put it in the gutter?
carmium@reddit
I'm thinking you don't mean cereal. 🤔
Errorstatel@reddit
Not wrong but totally legal, oh cannabis...
Vockal@reddit
A cokehead will steal your coke and run.
A meth head will steal your meth and help you look for it
Yaguajay@reddit
If we’re thinking Adolf and subordinates, they were popping Benzedrine instead of Methedrine. It does seem to have made MrH’s thinking a bit more impulsive and unrealistic. Not that he was ever a reasonable person.
Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit
The Allies used benzedrine ("Bennies"), which were regular amphetamine. The Axis used Pervitin, which was methamphetamine.
RoninRobot@reddit
Recently listened to a podcast that (more than just) theorized one of the main reasons the Allies started kicking nazi ass in Egypt and Libya is because the Afrika corps were taking so much meth that they couldn’t sleep if they wanted / had to. Who guessed groggy and strung-out is no way to win a campaign.
TangibleStillness@reddit (OP)
This is referring to Pervitin
Emergency_Painter_84@reddit
Both are graves in the end
UrgeToKill@reddit
Meth makes you want to conquer Europe. Cocaine makes you feel like you already did.
The-Lord-Moccasin@reddit
Nazis take meth.
Americans take adderal.
wwwSTEALTHYcom@reddit
I did nazi that coming.
Reasonable_Phase_312@reddit
It's just the Reich thing to do
Ydid-iTakeREDditPill@reddit
Prolly the Third Reich thing I've seen today
Reasonable_Phase_312@reddit
Jew do not wanna see a fourth
karma_the_sequel@reddit
Plus, cocaine holocaust way more than meth.
The7footr@reddit
It’s facts, taking a Hitler of cocaine is just better.
JJ_Banks@reddit
Anne Frankly, cocaine addiction is less likely to get you evicted from your attic
Substantial_Sir_1149@reddit
Thank you. At least someone on this thread made me laugh 🤣🙏
WavyCyanescens@reddit
Is this a joke about nazis? That's great!
greenprotwarrior@reddit
Here's a little bedtime story that will tell you more! https://youtu.be/1E98Sx3mTQU?si=AC0QDg3RSdeQTibE
ActualStandard2334@reddit
fake propaganda conspiracy theory lie
Velq@reddit
What are you, twelve?
Pervitin was widely used by the Germans and Finns, there are many interviews with veterans detailing the horrors of war and how the tablet allowed them to stay awake to escape with their lives.
Additional-Advisor99@reddit
Look up The Fat Electricians video on Aimo Koivunen if you’ve never seen it. Quality content.
KIDNEYST0NEZ@reddit
When US troops were breaking through the Nazi regime they acquired some of the left over Previtin to aid in their efforts. All the troops were ripped to their gills during the atrocities of war.
Infamous_Attorney829@reddit
There's a story about a Finnish solider who took his entire squads supply while trying to escape the nazis and went on something like a week long meth bender across the countryside.
ferriematthew@reddit
Meth is what you do when you need to outrun those Soviets
Additional-Advisor99@reddit
This is what I was planning on referencing. Aimo Koivunen for the win!
Ishidan01@reddit
Or outrun Soviets on skis
braker61@reddit
What's the difference? I was gonna say "about $75," but I like your answer better
medicpainless@reddit
When I’m asked about prescriptions I take, I always say Pervitin instead of Adderall. If they crack a smile, they’re probably cool.
zen_bastrd@reddit
I think queen Victoria took India on cocaine and morphine
medicpainless@reddit
I mean, I’m not about to go to war sober 🤷♂️
Stooven@reddit
I guess it beats the punchline of “cocaine didn’t kill my brother”
Elarbolrojo@reddit
All things considered, cocaine is shit.
MarvinLazer@reddit
Doing it in a South American country where it's legal or decriminalized is a completely different experience. My friends and I partied in Quito right after college. We danced all night, talked, made friends, and I ended the night peacefully in bed, staring at the ceiling, thinking about how lucky I was to have the friends and the life I had, before falling gently asleep and waking up completely refreshed to chirping birds and the sun streaming in through the window.
I tried it again in the states just a couple months later and you feel good for 10 minutes before crashing and craving more, then you wake up with the worst hangover of your life. Dunno what it gets cut with but it shouldn't even be called the same thing.
rabbidplatypus21@reddit
You must be doing it wrong.
MarvinLazer@reddit
The Nazis mostly invaded Poland looking for copper wire and catalytic converters.
DBY2016@reddit
Adderall is when you want to make America great again ;)
rankinfile@reddit
Cocaine is what you do when you want to conquer all of Wall Street in four days.
HamsterTechnical449@reddit
About eight hours of sleep would be the difference.
Flat-Delivery6987@reddit
I was gonna say the difference is about £40 a gram
Financial_Past8322@reddit
Coke, you get to keep your teeth 😬
anubis_xxv@reddit
You just need the right drug for the Reich job.
thecountnotthesaint@reddit
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
Indifferentchildren@reddit
Or in Putin's case: conquer Ukraine in 3 days.
BumHound@reddit
lol conquer? The poor “Russian” minorities and conscripts still dying in this pathetic land grab would like a word.
Indifferentchildren@reddit
I didn't say it was a good idea -- meth-fueled fever dreams rarely are.