Chuck Norris joke competition!

Posted by yIdontunderstand@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments

I thought up a new chuck Norris joke and I quite like it so I thought why not try out everyone's joke writing skills... Rules post up ONLY a Chuck joke you thought of. Votes.. Up vote if you like them, down vote if you've heard it before. Here is mine... Why does Chuck Norris never barbecue for young ladies ? Because he never makes a miss steak!