A man is walking along a California beach.

He sees something in the sand and as he moves the sand away he realises it is a genies lamp. He rubs it and to his surprise a genie appears and says “I will grant you one wish”. The man replies “I have plenty of money so I don’t need that but I am terrified of flying and suffer from appalling seasickness so have never been able to go to Hawaii. My wish is for a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive”. The genie says “sorry that is complexity beyond my abilities, please make another wish”. The man says “ok, despite the success in my life I have never found love. Every time I have a relationship with a woman it goes wrong so my wish is to understand women”. The genie looks at him and says “two lanes or four on that bridge”?