It all started as a normal day. I decided to go for a morning stroll around the neighborhood but as soon as I reach the local elementary school, a cop in his squad car completely flips a 180. As he jets out of his car I hear him screaming, "what the hell are you doing here!" Then he pins me to the ground, handcuffs me and throws me in the back of the police vehicle like I had just killed someone.

"I didn't do anything wrong officer!" I pleaded, to which he responded "disgusting homo" under his breath. It was at this moment I knew what was happening. I was arrested for being gay in public.

"This is a crime?! I had absolutely no idea, you have to believe me!" With each and every plea I could notice the physical changes to his body language and his face. He was furious. "The children" he kept uttering. He was so concerned about the children like I am some sort of predator!

We get to the court house and I'm thrown in front of a judge. Without wasting a second she begins to scold me "Do you have any idea how serious these charges are, sir?" I replied, "Your honor, there must be some mistake! I didn't do anything wrong! I was just minding my own business when..".

"Get this animal out of my sight!" She instructed the guards. I was then sent to my cell to wait in order to consult with an attorney. Surely he will be able to clear everything up and I can finally go home and be gay in peace.

Hours go by that I could swear felt like an eternity when the guards approach the cell. My lawyer was finally here. As soon as I saw him I couldn't walk fast enough, as I was approaching him he couldn't even look at me and had a look of disgust on his face. "Him too?" I thought. Even a lawyer judges my lifestyle so harshly? Regardless, I start talking and explaining my situation. The look on his face changes from disgust to confusion real fast. Then a guard barges in the room, "Sir for the last time you need to put some clothes on!!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME, FUCK OFF! I'M A NUDIST!"