How do cows make babies?
Posted by scurvy4all@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 36 comments
By following the instructions in the Cow Moo Sutra.
Posted by scurvy4all@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 36 comments
By following the instructions in the Cow Moo Sutra.
Puzzleheaded-Gas8886@reddit
When they're in the moooooood
highvibe_tribe@reddit
This one is better then the original punch lineđź¤
SillyGoatGruff@reddit
Gotta change the set up to "when do cows..." though, then you definitely have a winner
SilverMetalist@reddit
Only if she can take t bone, mon
amerkanische_Frosch@reddit
It’s a mysterious process at first, but then there is the big re-veal.
moronomer@reddit
It’s udderly amazing.
nobleblunder@reddit
Nooooo. I mean... Nooooo
Stevie-Uravity@reddit
I dunno know ask your mum
BushWookie-Alpha@reddit
Cow jokes have been overmilked for years.
Rough_Leadership_954@reddit
I only like the cream of the crop.
slamdanceswithwolves@reddit
Still, it might be time to put it out to pasture.
Rough_Leadership_954@reddit
Only if it's pasture bedtime.
Alarming_Breath_3110@reddit
You’re a little leche to this
PotatoSaladHater@reddit
By fucking
Bnndfrsrcsm@reddit
Shut up and take my up vote
CabinetDear3035@reddit
That was utterly silly.
darkraidisciple@reddit
Don't you mean udderly silly?
Alarming_Breath_3110@reddit
You’re a bit cheesy I think
slamdanceswithwolves@reddit
Let’s not milk this pun thread.
Alarming_Breath_3110@reddit
You’re a little leche to the game
Future_Maybe9394@reddit
Well First they chew the cud to break the ice, then they mooooove in for udder delight
That-Makes-Sense@reddit
Bull. It takes a cow and a bull.
TomLechevre@reddit
True, but I find lesbian cow sex to be very dignified. One might even say....noble.
That-Makes-Sense@reddit
I had to look that one up. That's some good cow trivia. Do you have any moooore?
ArachnidGuilty218@reddit
They Mountain Dew (mount and do).
Alarming_Breath_3110@reddit
I think you’re doing too much Coca Cola
JimBeam823@reddit
That’s a load of bull.
Alarming_Breath_3110@reddit
You wanna fight? Step into the ring. You e got a bullseye on your head
Alarming_Breath_3110@reddit
This is a calf assed pun
Weird_Fiches@reddit
I believe the answer involves a load of bull.
That-Makes-Sense@reddit
How do cows make babies?
They tie the knot. Specifically, a cow hitch.
rkmkthe6th@reddit
You see, when a mommy cow and a daddy cow live each other Very Much, they have a special kind of hug….
thehumbinator@reddit
A boy cow has to find a girl cow and make some mooves.
JesusOfAntichristian@reddit
This is better than the original joke.
skip_churches@reddit
If she bo-fine enough, sure
wildyam@reddit
Yeh - that joke aged like milk…