What’s the difference between a zebra and a prostitute?

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ccReptilelord@reddit

There's no dead zebra in my basement.

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Greekmyhtologylover4@reddit

Is there a dead prostitute in your basement? I'm just wondering...

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Mikeinthedirt@reddit

‘Just asking questions here®️’

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KennyR2@reddit

Nooo 🫢 of course not, let’s change the subject now, please

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One_Economist_3761@reddit

The prostitute leaves afterwards.

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Visible-Pie-3225@reddit

The prostitute cums ( pun intended) in more colours other than black and white.

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uberisstealingit@reddit

You need to change your prostitute cuz obviously you're hanging out with some dirty shit.

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Mikeinthedirt@reddit

Rotate them to keep them fresh

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Timeout62@reddit

They're all pink on the inside so 🤷‍♀️

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Principatus@reddit

But a prostitute is someone who would love you no matter who you are, or what you look like.

Yes, it’s true, children!

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SGT-Hooves@reddit

Why are you singing about prostitutes to the Children James Taylor?!

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GamerGuy7771@reddit

no matter who you are

A broke guy.

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Principatus@reddit

Too true.

Classic literature

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Buzziepay@reddit

A zebra is half horse, the animal. A prostitute is also half horse, the word.

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SimilarInformation62@reddit

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? There’s some things a prostitute won’t do for money!

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LyghtnyngStryke@reddit

What's the difference between a zebra and an gentlemen's club dancer?

One has stripes and the other strips.

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AirbagOff@reddit

What’s the difference between a zebra and a dominatrix?

One’s black & white, and one’s Fifty Shades Off Grey.

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HeshyTruth@reddit

One’s black & white, the other makes you black &?white?

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Dense-Attorney-1132@reddit

Black and blue

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CautiousConcept8010@reddit

Reminded me of this gem of music.

Luis Armstrong - Black and Blue.

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HeshyTruth@reddit

Honestly, I thought black & white sounded odd! My bad!!!

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Pisscuit3000@reddit

One of them is your mother

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SafetyDanceInMyPants@reddit (OP)

That’s true, but you’ll be shocked to learn which one.

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Huzf01@reddit

I heard it like: What's the difference between a prostitute and a child?

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BillyJack0311@reddit

Ten years plus five on probation.

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Academic_3895@reddit

A zebra doesn't care about your color.

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KennyR2@reddit

Neither does a hooker

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DramaticTraffic6166@reddit

Zebra cake has a lil more kick 🤮

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SolidEmotion5654@reddit

Lol. Comments on this post kinda went off.

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MikeRotch8u@reddit

zebra wears stripes....the hoe leaves stripes on your junk so you gotta see the doctor

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anarchodenim@reddit

I'd probably eat a zebra.

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nookane@reddit

You win the comment of the day!

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Beardth_Degree@reddit

Their cakes are tasty.

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BioletVeauregarde33@reddit

"Pearls Before Swine" doesn't feature a prostitute as one of its main characters.

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DBS_Acid23@reddit

One you can walk across for free

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Hot_Chilli_Chomper@reddit

£200 & 4 STD's

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Time_Breakfast8395@reddit

A nun/teacher in an all girl Catholic school asks the students what they want to be when they grow up.

The first student replies "I want to be a nurse." "That's a wonderful profession," the teacher replies.

The second student replies "I want to be a lawyer." The teacher says "that's fabulous and I'm sure you'll be good at it."

The third student says "I want to be a prostitute." The nun immediately passes out. When she comes to she asks the student to repeat what she said.

Again the third student replies "I said when I grow up I want to be a prostitute."

"Oh thank God," the nun sighs. "I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."

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